EFL CUP QF: Bristol City 2 – 1 United
Told you last minute goals were for tools. Here’s another 5 things we learned: 1. Wasn’t there a big row about not being on telly? It is on telly. Lol. What a day. 2. That was the fa cup. Read a fucking book sometime. 3. Not sure you can fit both teams on a telly […]
EFL Cup QF: Bristol City vs. United
(@Benglorious) YOU SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL TEAM Prediction: 0-0 United. m (@tom_mcghee) Who the fuck are we playing now? Oh wait is it Brighton? Everyone is moaning about a bottle of wine. Prediction: Why don’t you just bum Julia Caesar? 0-0 United m (@bifurcated_utd) Hey lads! Think you mean WINEing! Prediction: Might do. The […]
Burnley vs. United
(@Benglorious) m The last time we played Burnley we had more shots than World War II but couldn’t find the net. I think that makes us Italy in this metaphor, but without the changing teams halfway through because we were losing. m Prediction: Rashford to continue his rise to glory by scoring for the third successive […]
Twerps
As part of a new series and feature, Bi-Literal, we are inviting writers and creative types to submit their short stories, poems and prose with a football theme. Here’s the first one in the series by Jayne Marshall (contains strong language). ‘Is this your real phone-number?’ Of course it is, I think. Before I have […]