Arsenal vs. United
(@Benglorious) I am unable. Prediction: Brett will hope to find the last Arsenal preview where he hopes I also said I am unable but will actually find something annoyingly passable as a preview so will just copy and paste from my WhatsApp message where I said I am unable 0 – 0 United. M (@tom_mcghee) I too am unable tell […]
CL: PSG (2) 1 – 3 (0) United
This is one of those all-time greatest great “Where were you..?” moments… So, where were you? We agreed to meet at The Fleece at 6, so we’d get a good seat. I messaged you at 5 and nothing. I messaged you at 5:45; still nothing. I got myself a good seat thanks for asking and […]
CL: United 0 – 2 PSG
One for the grandkids … “Where were you when Ole Gunnar Solskjaer lost his one and only game as manager of Manchester United Football Club”? That Alexis7 hatty is going to be even more sweeter, now he’s decided to wait until the second leg. I wonder what they will make his statue out of? These […]
CL: United vs. PSG
(@Benglorious) Based on logic, in which I have an extremely pointless qualification, Ole has never lost a game as United manager therefore he can’t ever lose a game. Further evidence of this is his unbeaten managerial record in the Champions League. You can’t argue with reasoning like this because I will destroy you, possibly […]
Fulham 0 – 3 United
“We’ve finally got our United back!” Plastics. We remained Top Reds throughout. No need to look back through our previews and reviews over the last 3 years. The science checks out. Here’s 5 things we learned: 1. Glad I’m not a Chelsea fan 2. Which team do you support, again? 3. The best one […]
Tottenham vs. United
m (@Benglorious) Fuck Andy Murray. I don’t hate him because he’s Scottish. I don’t hate him because he’s a miserable cunt. I don’t even hate him because he plays the most Tory of sports. I hate him because he let the Green Goblin kill Gwen Stefani. Prediction: Respect from Poch, enthusiasm from Ole, narrative from […]
United 4 – 1 Bournemouth
Starting to think sacking Mourinho was a good idea after all. Here’s 5 things we learned: 1. Pretty sure Rashford’s mum and dad are Maradona and Pele 2. Pele definitely not the dad 3. lol because of his limp member 4. lol
United vs. Bournemouth
(@Benglorious) There’s nothing better than a top of the table six-pointer the day before New Year’s Eve. Except for smart water. That shit is tight. Prediction: Goals for all the players who pooped in Jose’s kettle at the Lowry. 11-0 United. M (@tom_mcghee) I am out of the office until Jan 4th. Please […]
United 3 – 1 Huddersfield
We’ve written “a lot”, so, no need to fill with this introduction this week. Here’s 5 things we learned: 1. Now we definitely know. 2. Stream was so bad I couldn’t really watch it. First half was ok but then it kept freezing loads then it went back in time, then it […]
United vs. Huddersfield
(@Benglorious) They should rename Boxing Day as Pooping Day because that’s all I’ve been shifting out that end all morning. From log cabins to rusty water and all the varieties of pebbledash in between, I haven’t even had time to try on all my new socks at once because I’ve been practicing surrealism on […]
Cardiff 1 – 5 (5ive) United
Found this picture of Manchester United Manager Ole Gunnar Solskjaer in our Media Library … no idea. In preparation for the next game, the main focus over the next few days has to be getting Tom to get a better face to put Ole’s face on to, after Benno and (to a lesser degree) Brett […]
Cardiff vs. United
(@Benglorious) I haven’t been this excited about a former United legend becoming our manager since 2015 when I took us through 5 unbeaten seasons in all competitions on PES 2016. Now I’m not saying Ole has a lot to live up to, but I was also playing, captaining, and taking home the golden […]
