CL: United 0 – 1 Barcelona
With the treble very much still on, Ole’s clearly briefed the team to save all the goals for when it really matters. At least we can look forward to more possession in the home leg next week. Here’s 5 things we learned: 1. Juve fans are not good. 2. Hanna likes the ‘bird pigeons’ bahaha […]
CL PSG (2) 0 – 0 (0) United
(@tom_mcghee) We all know what happened when it was United vs PSG, but what might happen if it was United vs BSG? I think it might look a little something like this… BSG vs Manchester United: This time it’s Battlestar EXT. STADIUM IN PARIS Crowds make their way into and around Stadium, general cacophony […]
United 2 – 0 Southampton
“Remember when we won the league after two games. That was today.” Says it all. ‘Says it all’, although integral to the point, and acting somewhat as a qualifier/modifier (delete whichever is somewhere near closest to the appropriate rhetorical device) to the point being made, doesn’t count as an extra sentence, the top sentence stands […]
Bournemouth 1 – 3 United
Bournemouth were left speechless – GEDDIT?! cos mouth – as Juan Marta – GEDDIT?! cos sub – Wane Rooney – GEDDIT?! cos last 21 years – and Zlatan Ibrahitthenets – GEDDIT?! cos goals – hit them for six divided by two – GEDDIT?! cos maths and idiom*. If the English Premier League stopped right now […]
United 1 – 0 Everton
A talismanic frenchman scoring in a cagey 1-0 win at the business end of the season would never have happened in Fergie’s era. Call me crazee, but I’m starting to think that maybe this Vangle character should be handed his P45 innit. Martial, Rashford and Fosu-Mensah put the disappointment of being to young to feel […]
Swansea vs United
Benno (@Benglorious) It’s been a strange week at Bifurcated Towers. Lots have questions have been raised after we’ve had to deal with the fallout from that tweet from the last game in Preston: Is there a Quality Street in Wales? Is there any way to find out? Why do radiators and sinks need earthing? If vegetable oil comes from vegetables, […]