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West Brom 0 - 3 United

West Brom 0 – 3 United

  It’s a shame that the first thing we find ourselves saying – if we’re being honest – is how poor West Brom were/are. But they were, and they are and there’s no shame in being honest, honestly. If you can honestly say that you are ashamed of being honest then honestly that’s a shame. […]

CL: Olympiacos 2 - 0 United

CL: Olympiacos 2 – 0 United

I wonder if the same people behind the Premier League conspiracy, are in cohorts with the ones behind the Champions’ League one? Is it the same people? One thing’s for sure: Shinji Kagawa is officially wasted on David Moyes. How much skill and amazingnessness does a player have to have? We owe it to Kags […]

Crystal Palace 0 - 2 United

Crystal Palace 0 – 2 United

Am I the only one who thinks Rooney’s goal was the strike of a man who still hasn’t learned how to care for us again yet? “Like a training ground goal” said the fella on the telly … no. I asked this question on Twitter … and turns out I am. I miss Danny. p.s […]

Arsenal 0 - 0 United

Arsenal 0 – 0 United

The thing about Arsenal is etc…

United 2 – 2 Fulham

I thought I’d just list a few positives: Tom Cleverley did nothing wrong. Rooney did a proper celebrate. Juan Mata. Juan Mata’s assistingness. We’ve set a new record for most crosses. Carrick’s taking his beard seriously. The Universe is rebalancing after all the late goals we’ve scored in the past. We’re going to win the […]

Stoke 2 - 1 United

Stoke 2 – 1 United

Stoke. Wet & Windy. Obligatory joke. Tears. Gets back into bed.

United 2 - 0 Cardiff

United 2 – 0 Cardiff

  Well, it didn’t quite live up to the hype. Lots of people left feeling short-changed, wondering what just happened, and whether there was any point. There was nothing new or exciting to celebrate; the same characters, with the same selfish agendas. The new arrival did nothing to placate the disaffected crowd. Me and Bifurcated […]

LC: United 2 (3) - 1 (3) Sunderland

LC: United 2 (3) – 1 (3) Sunderland

  HAVE WE SIGNED MATA YET?! . . . . . WHAT ABOUT NOW?! . . . . . . HOW ABOUT NOW?! . . AND NOW?! . . HOW ABOUT NOW?! . . . . . . . . HOW ABOUT NOW?! . . AND NOW?! . . HOW ABOUT NOW?! . HOW ABOUT […]

Chelsea 3 – 1 United

That was never a 3-1 game; and I hope the dubious goals panel wipe that hat-trick off the records. I’m not bitter. I’m very bitter. I wonder if the dubious sendings off panel could swap Raf’s non-red for Vidic’s? What’s with Moyes laughing so much in after-match interviews? One answer to that question – applying […]

United 2 - 0 Swansea

United 2 – 0 Swansea

I’m trialling a less is more approa

LC: Sunderland 2 - 1 United

LC: Sunderland 2 – 1 United

S’pose there’s no real harm in settling for the Charity Shield in your first year in charge. Well done! If we’re laughing at the referees, then someone needs to tell our collective face. There can be no excuse with regards to injuries, because that wouldn’t have been too far off the kind of team Moyes […]

FAC: United 1 - 2 Swansea

FAC: United 1 – 2 Swansea

And so, for really-real this time, no playin’, I’m starting to doubt whether Moyes does have what it takes. Yes, he inherited a team that was insufficiently stocked to compete with those other lot, however, he inherited a squad more than capable of defeating a Swansea side bereft of most (if not all) of its […]

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