Postgame

What difference a Danny makes, plenty ‘phwoars, title ours. Sing along! SING ALONG!!! SING A-LONG!!!! What do you mean it’s not a real song (and it doesn’t work)?! It’s on the internet, isn’t it?! Just needs a little more cow bell. That winning ugly/fortunately/undeservedly/etc-erally thing, that Fergie had listed under ‘hobbies’ on his C.V, is one of Moyes’ […]

I know, I know … it’s getting a little scary/scarey now. Oh, I was talking about the black toe I’ve got from wearing ill-fitting shoes just before Christmas, what were you talking about? Oh, the fact I’m getting all the scores right! Of course! I had barely noticed. Really is proper good to see Fletch […]

I’m getting good at this prediction thing. Or repeating the same prediction over and over and over again eventually comes up trumps. I’m going with the first one. The second one sounds wrong. As Paul off of the Rant Cast texted me: It’s Christmas come early #Danny #Adnan That sums it up far better than […]

All hail: Young Ashley’s goal; Patrice’s goal; Fletch getting more minutes and promising he’s all better; Rooney being out and giving Danny a chance; the result. I’ve run out of things to hail. Bored now. Potentially a nice little run of fixtures over the next couple of weeks. Who’d bet against us being in the […]

  Like I said a couple of posts ago (not to you, to the person reading over your shoulder), am on a no repeat trip at the moment, so not gonna say anything, unless there’s something new to say. But maybe read my pre-match thing, and then fall in love with me*.   *More in […]

A few questions I’d like answered: Has David Moyes played the same team twice yet? Oh, my mistake, just one. The answer – without looking it up – is no.* *If you look it up and the answer is ‘yes’, tell someone who cares and stop ruining my point. Bifurcated pre-match/post-match rule #254: never repeat […]

Tom (@Tom_McGhee):  I maintain my Star Wars metaphor still works. That’s the only plus point. . Brett: Had you noticed David Moyes is an anagram of vending machine. IT’S CLOSE ENOUGH!! It’s because he’s a vending machine. A vending machine, that is, stocked with saying the wrong things: *Selects – E* *Selects – 4* *whirring […]

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While hardly pulling up trees (see above illustration – slick, right?! NO?! What would you know anyway?!) Rooney is at the very least useful for now. He’s all style over substance and substance over style, without being either substantially stylish or stylishly substantial enough. (Took the words right out of your mouth, right? NO?! etc…) […]

As we’re (I’m) asking questions: who was it who said, Sometimes when you think a game will be one way, it’s another. Obviously someone with the massivist football brain … oh, that was me, before this game. Who’d have thought freeing Shinji again, would prove to be such a progressive move again? Are there actually any […]

It’s gonna be one of them seasons. Whatever that means. I dunno. I only write this stuff. I’m not expected to make sense of it as well. Am I? Danny’s back <3