Postgame

  Here’s 5 things we learned: 1. I learnt nothing. I actually unlearnt stuff I thought I knew ie what the fuck was that game? 2. Pogba was great second half. I feel like I should say this because I moan about him so much. 3. Making Lukaku a CB will be Jose’s last great […]

Re-building Fortress OT one brick at a time.   Here’s 5 things we learned: 1. 0 2. 0

So proud. Another none-loss at OT. Here’s 5 things we learned: 1. You can make Febreze with fabric softener and water mixed in a spray bottle. 2. Beginning to think Jose Mourinho isn’t the brilliant tactician I thought he was [insert homer running in circles on the ground gif or don’t who fucking cares] 3. […]

Great to see we avoided defeat at OT. Here’s 5 things we learned: 1. Sometimes you just have to call a draw a draw. 2. What penalties?!  

Proof if were needed that we are exactly the same as City. They drew 1-1 with Wolves. We drew 1-1 with Wolves. The same. Exactly the same. Same. The English Premier League Table needs to get it’s act together and sort it out. SAME. Here’s another 5 things we learned: 1. I very legit cannot […]

United’s Champions’ League campaign got off to a start as the first game was played of United’s Champions’ League campaign at the start of the Champions’ League campaign.   Here’s 5 things we learned: 1. Plastic pitches get stitches 2. Heard the goals were good 3. Love that Shaman song 4. Love how that a […]

And it seems to me you play your games Like a team in the wind Never fading in the second half When the pain set in And your football will always fall here Along England’s greenest pitches Your team burned out long before Our Lukaku ever will.   Here’s 5 things we learned: 1. Alexis […]

To drive traffic to the Bif site we have put the word Google in to this opening paragraph. All we need do now is wait for Lady Fame to come a-knocking…     Here are the 5 things we feel most beneficial to share with you all from the any number of things (5) we […]