Liverpool 2 – 0 United
The great thing about being shit is that results like this barely register, let alone hurt Here’s 5 things we learned: 1. On the intro to he-man and masters of the universe Prince Adam says ‘fabulous powers were revealed to me the day I held aloft my magic sword and said “by the powers of greyskull!”. Why would he have done that? 2. And then barely a minute later he shouts “I have the power!”...
United vs. Liverpool
As the mighty reds go marching on to glory in all the cups, only Jurgen Klopp and his other reds are standing in our way: Here’s 5 things to look out for: 1. I believe we will learn to love again 2. A drunk will lose a bet (the bet will be ‘I bet we win’. He will lose because we will not. Win. I mean we will also lose) 3. Boy this is complicated...
Arsenal vs. United
(@Benglorious) Prediction: See below M (@tom_mcghee) Prediction: See below M (@bifurcated_utd) Prediction: Abject misery.


