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Not a Rant: Engage

Not a Rant: Engage

Or, perhaps a rant within ‘not a rant’… In the pub, at half-time that other Tuesday, I returned to my seat after a visit to the bar to find that three twenty-somethings had materialised. I hadn’t gone out of my way to notice them, it’s...

Believe in Better

Believe in Better

If I were to make New Year’s resolutions, this year mine would be to watch less football, or – more specifically, to no longer watch Sky Sports.* *It would have suited the narrative flow of this post to have started the previous sentence with ‘My...

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Bifurclownshoes “Season” Review

*abso maverick glolorific intro to rapturous applause* *from Paul*   Here’s some questions we asked each other to pad this excuse for Tom to share his considered thoughts on the 2018/19 season:   1. What shape is a/the wheel? Benno:…

Liverpool 2 - 0 United

Liverpool 2 – 0 United

The great thing about being shit is that results like this barely register, let alone hurt Here’s 5 things we learned: 1. On the intro to he-man and masters of the universe Prince Adam says ‘fabulous powers were revealed to me the day I held aloft my magic sword and said “by the powers of greyskull!”. Why would he have done that? 2. And then barely a minute later he shouts “I have the power!”...

United vs. Liverpool

United vs. Liverpool

As the mighty reds go marching on to glory in all the cups, only Jurgen Klopp and his other reds are standing in our way: Here’s 5 things to look out for: 1. I believe we will learn to love again 2. A drunk will lose a bet (the bet will be ‘I bet we win’. He will lose because we will not. Win. I mean we will also lose) 3. Boy this is complicated...

FAC (replay): United 1 - 0 Wolves

FAC (replay): United 1 – 0 Wolves

FAC (replay): United vs. Wolves

FAC (replay): United vs. Wolves

United 4 - 0 Norwich

United 4 – 0 Norwich

United vs. Norwich

United vs. Norwich

EFLC: United 1 - 3 City

EFLC: United 1 – 3 City

EFLC: United vs. City

EFLC: United vs. City

FAC: Wolves 0 - 0 United

FAC: Wolves 0 – 0 United

FAC:  Wolves vs. United

FAC: Wolves vs. United

Arsenal 2 - 0 United

Arsenal 2 – 0 United

Jesus wept.

Arsenal vs. United

Arsenal vs. United

(@Benglorious)   Prediction: See below M  (@tom_mcghee)   Prediction: See below  M (@bifurcated_utd) Prediction: Abject misery.

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