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Not a Rant: Engage

Not a Rant: Engage

Or, perhaps a rant within ‘not a rant’… In the pub, at half-time that other Tuesday, I returned to my seat after a visit to the bar to find that three twenty-somethings had materialised. I hadn’t gone out of my way to notice them, it’s...

Believe in Better

Believe in Better

If I were to make New Year’s resolutions, this year mine would be to watch less football, or – more specifically, to no longer watch Sky Sports.* *It would have suited the narrative flow of this post to have started the previous sentence with ‘My...

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Bifurclownshoes “Season” Review

*abso maverick glolorific intro to rapturous applause* *from Paul*   Here’s some questions we asked each other to pad this excuse for Tom to share his considered thoughts on the 2018/19 season:   1. What shape is a/the wheel? Benno:…

Burnley 0 - 2 United

Burnley 0 – 2 United

Burnley vs. United

Burnley vs. United

United 3 - 1 Newcastle

United 3 – 1 Newcastle

It’s christmas so we don’t learn anything.

United vs. Newcastle

United vs. Newcastle

    (@Benglorious) Prediction: I’d sit in my dressing gown personally. M  (@tom_mcghee) Also, I will probably not do words today as the game is at 5:30 and this is the one day I have to myself so I’m just going to sit in my dressing down. Prediction: all day smoking/drinking everything I can find also fuck the geordie stripers.  M (@bifurcated_utd) Prediction: Abject misery.

Watford 2 - 0 United

Watford 2 – 0 United

Danny?! Injured?! No. Way. Ole sign him up. Here’s 5 things we learned: 1. I’m glad I didn’t try bunch of abso cunts 2. Glad that helped my hangover 3. ffs

Watford vs. United

Watford vs. United

(@Benglorious) Are we playing today? Prediction: Lunch tomorrow I believe M  (@tom_mcghee) Lol I was gonna try and do some today but had to go and buy a suit and Hannas Christmas present lol Prediction: N/A  M (@bifurcated_utd) Prediction: Watfucks given more like

EFL: United 3 - 0 Colchester Utd

EFL: United 3 – 0 Colchester Utd

EFL: United vs. Colchester Utd

EFL: United vs. Colchester Utd

United 1 - 1 Everton

United 1 – 1 Everton

United vs. Everton

United vs. Everton

United 4 - 0 AZ Alkmaar

United 4 – 0 AZ Alkmaar

United vs. AZ Alkmaar

United vs. AZ Alkmaar

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