Oh how we missed our talisman/leader/creator/boss/inspiration/MVP/top dawg. Nasri. Here’s 5 thi etc… A) Rojo more like oh no! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha but seriously so bad. 6) One of their chants meant ‘Zlatan is a Chloe’. No idea but as long as it’s not bad I think this is great. VI) Had legit forgotten Memphis was a thing. I think this was better for all involved as he too is bad. Chequered flag emoji) didn’t watch it.

   FBA-Nominated Troll Benno (@Benglorious)  15.02, Thursday – Just found out there’s a game tonight. Prediction: Terrible. 5-0 United     FBA-Nominated Cunt Tom (@tom_mcghee) I don’t care. In fact, I don’t care so much, I’m going to smash your fucking face in. Related: anyone else notice the two teams who recently lost to City BOTH trained on the same ground beforehand?? Coincidence? No, the training area is obviously at fault, result declared null and void (like...

Now we’re world famous across all 3 continents, after being nominated for the FBAs, we have no time to watch this shit – what with all the after-dinner mints, meating and grating, and opining of Supermarkets. Oooh, ruddy Tescos. Tesno more like. Our PA told us to say lol @ Bravo’s footwork and his ability to trap an ankle dead from 5 yards. And to mention in passing that Kevin de Bruyne is actually Kev...

 FBA-Nominated football blog writer Benno (@Benglorious) It’s Derby time again! That special match that only comes round three, sometimes four or five but no less than two, times a year unless it only happens once. The winners get to make Manchester either red or blue in a tradition that stretches back all the way to the ancient past of 1991. In the event of a draw, both teams get to raze Carlisle to the ground. Prediction:...

We haven’t witnessed scenes like this at the Cake-Con Stadium since ‘Cake-Con ’03’ and the scenes with the cake and the scenes. In. Cred. Ib. Hull. Scenes. That’s mine. You can use that to make new friends in awkward social situations. Aka Brett’s life. Rashdawg utilised a loophole in matchday squad/substitution administration to circumvent Jose’s ageist regime and hammerlegended it. Roonsquad utilised a loophole in his 30 year decline to provide the assist that Rashdawg himself...