Bifourthplacated Season Review
(Bifurcated – (n. adj. adv. v.) To half-arse something to the point of it being one-hundredth of a fourteenth of an arse and therefore of little consequence to anybody, alive or dead.) IT’S FINALLY OVER!! NO MORE FOOTBALL EXCEPT THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE FINAL AND THE WOMEN’S WORLD CUP WHICH WE LOVE AND THE COPA AMERICA […]
Hull 1 – 1 United
The perfect end, to the perfect season. Thought for the Day: It’s the end of the season, but is it really the end of the season?
Crystal Palace 1 – 2 United
Jaun Direction. It doesn’t Mata. Mata-Ratsea. Mata-lan(d). Groot. Tree. etc. Thought for the Day: Jaun Direction. It doesn’t Mata. Mata-Ratsea. Mata-lan(d). Groot. Tree. etc.
United 0 – 1 WBA
We really felt the Brunt of those White Boys with Attitude. idgi. Thought for the Day: You can turn too many corners.
Everton 3 – 0 United
Nice to see Vangle losing emphatically to Everton, like the Fergie we deserve. Thought for the Day: Games against Everton are like games against Everton: you always know what you’re gonna get. Beat.
Chelsea 1 – 0 United
I know it’s hard to imagine us without the jokes, but anyway … I had to leave my local during Sunday’s match cos of the racist chanting at the players on the telly. I made a pathetic attempt to say something, but I was alone and so basically bottled it, drank up, and just left. […]
