United 1 – 0 Arsenal
And without Danny. Arsenal should really consider themselves very very very very very very lucky. Phil ‘Jonesy’ Jones takes a lot of credit from this game, and rightly so – he was really strong, in both midfield and defence (I’m really luke-warming to the idea of him in midfield). Evans too. But also crucial, I […]
CL: Real Sociedad 0 – 0 United
Fellaini did some okay stuff in this game, but it’s still not clear why he’s not playing the position he was bought to play in – the position he apparently wants to play and is his best position. The sending off was pre-arranged between the referee and the United coaching staff. United had to catch […]
Fulham 1 – 3 United
What a really good result for Moyes (and us) all round. This post is brought to you today, in association with the word ‘good’. – Good form: Rooney (*spit*) and RVP amongst the goals and hitting a bit of a patch – together and as seperate entities. – Good times: Adnan continuing his exponential growth. […]
LC: United 4 – 0 Norwich
It’s nice that when I have nothing to say, I happen to follow people on twitter who say it best. Daniel Harris: Adnan Januzaj plays football like a man made of velvet. Paul off of the Rantcast: WE’RE GONNA WIN THE LEAGUE (cup) WE’RE GONNA WIN THE LEAGUE (cup) AND NOW YOU’RE GONNA BELIEVE US AND […]
United 3 – 2 Stoke City
Our internet friends are always welcome to share their ‘pre’ and ‘post match’ thoughts with us; if you want to share, get in touch! You can still enjoy our nonsensical, confusing, punctuation buffets, below their proper good ones… Paul Gunning (@PaulGunning1) ‘It’s All Over Now, Baby Boo. ‘ So it’s come to this. Booing one […]
United 1 – 0 Real Sociedad
My football heart, football hurts. I’m not enjoying the football at the moment – its a Rooney thing, a Swag thing and a Danny thing. However, I’m only going to talk about the good… Good for Rooney that he feels so good. Good. Good that David Moyes – in the absence of Plan A(dnan) – […]
United 1 – 1 Southampton
Tom (@Tom_McGhee): Consider yourselves very lucky – after a tough few weeks my GTA Online metaphor was polished and ready to make you all laugh harder than any joke ever. Wifi on Laptop has put paid to that though and typing this on iPhone is actually more tedious than a lot of the football […]
Shakhtar Donetsk 1 – 1 United
D-D-D-D-D-D-DANNY! (in the style of them off of Grease, or I s’pose in the style of the song off of Batman.) Fellaini is fast becoming a thing that I don’t like – an outlet for my frustrations, if you will. It’s not his fault, but that’s irrelevant. The way I see it: with the football […]
United 1 – 2 West Brom
I was still away in Madrid during this game, so again, am posting my post-match thoughts through the medium of the text conversations with Bifurcated David and Liverpool Rob… ME: *Hola mi chico! Do you mind awfully letting me know the scores of the main title protagonistas del dia. Gracias. Luego. Amor. bX* BD: *Surely […]
LC: United 1 – 0 Liverpool
I was away in Madrid during this game, so am posting my post-match thoughts through the medium of the text conversations with Bifurcated David and Liverpool Rob… ME: *If you wanna text me scores while I’m away, that woud be nice bX* BD: *Okay, if you’re sure* LR: *I wouldn’t be so cruel* ME **silence** […]
