Postgame

So glad we fucked of those preview words. Here’s 5 things we learned: 1. Dedham Vale is definitely an area of natural beauty but I don’t know if it’s as outstanding as they claim. 2. Fuck you Manchester United fuck you in your stupid asses you are clownshoes  you are moribund 3. Oooh check out […]

Imagine being nutmegged from 22 yards, through your arms, when your arms are your USP, and the ball is travelling slower than a stationary object in reverse… <<<< Not looking at anyone in particular. Here’s 5 things we learned: 1. We are proper fucking shit and I can only see us being proper fucking shit […]

A return to winning ways after an apocalyptic run of losings stretching back further than any of us can remember, might just save Ole’s job.   For now.   Here’s 5 things we learned: 1. Good to see us win in the style of Manchester United of old 2. I didn’t watch it 3. I […]

With the treble very much still on, Ole’s clearly briefed the team to save all the goals for when it really matters. At least we can look forward to more possession in the home leg next week. Here’s 5 things we learned: 1. Juve fans are not good. 2. Hanna likes the ‘bird pigeons’ bahaha […]

Here’s 5 things we learned: 1. Told you.

Start of a new error. Here’s 5 things we learned: 1. Steven Seagal is incredible in Under Siege. 2. Erika Eleniak sure knew how to make an entrance. 3. Remember Yasmin Bleeth as well? Baywatch had its moments. 4. Remember the guy who looked like Mike Phelan who was in it as well? Was that […]

Who knew predicting results after the game would prove so successful?!

Football fans are weird. Bad weird. Here’s 5 things we learned: 1. Always check the location of water pipes before you screw a floorboard down 2. Bahahahahahaha but seriously unlucky with that 3. After replacing drilled pipe, a handy hint is to mark out your pipe runs on flooring for future alterations etc £25 please […]

This is one of those all-time greatest great “Where were you..?” moments… So, where were you? We agreed to meet at The Fleece at 6, so we’d get a good seat. I messaged you at 5 and nothing. I messaged you at 5:45; still nothing. I got myself a good seat thanks for asking and […]

Didn’t watch it.

Didn’t watch it.