Here’s 5 things we learned: 1. That was actually pretty good.

  (@Benglorious)   Prediction:  0-0 United. m  (@tom_mcghee) I have done no words as I hate you both.   Infinity War (2018) Looks good. Prediction: I didn’t ask for your life story M8.  m (@bifurcated_utd) I have done no words cos no internet at my new cribizzle for shizzle boisizzles! Prediction: I read between the lines. 0-0 United.

That picture and caption from last week works this week. This goes right to the very top. Here’s 5 things we learned: 1. See above.

  (@bifurcated_utd) Geno just noticed we’re going to be playing Watford yesterday.

1. and still hasn’t.

(@Benglorious) Brighton are renowned for the invention of rock, even though everybody secretly knows it was Lenny Kravitz. Prediction: Goals for the Rash and the Marsh see the Unitesh to a comfortable victory. Lukaku to get a timely lift off his sister and Lando by thinking really hard. 0-0 United. m  (@tom_mcghee) Are we playing Newcastle again? I’m out if we’re not. Prediction: I’m out. 3-0 United.   I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of...

Last minute goals are for tools. We’ve always said that. Here’s 5 things we learned: 1. If the second half was anything like the first half it must’ve been an awful match. 2. I didn’t watch the second half. 3. I hope that implication was clear. 4. Because the first half was terrible. 5. What was the final score? 6. Why do they keep sending cannon fodder after Frank? These are supposed to be professional...

37 more wins like this and the EPL is ours (read our MBM twitter feed to save yourself a click on here). 5 things we learned: 1. Painting fresh plaster is extremely tiring. 2. Paul Pogba and Marcus Rashford were legit marvellous. 3. My preview said 3-0us and 4-1 kinda is 3-0 so I am a footballing genius now. 4. Spare a thought for the poor brave journos, they’ve had a a rotten weekend. 5....

(@Benglorious) The last thing standing between us and qualification for the knockout stages of the Champions League is a team called Basel, or, as our American cousins say, Ahreggano. Jokes, I don’t have an American cousin. If I did, he or she would have very easy access to firearms but have to wait until they were 21 before they could buy a drink. I hope they live somewhere with beaches and have lots of money....

(@Benglorious) See the Basel preview in the future for my Newcastle preview from the past. Prediction:  0-0 United. m  (@tom_mcghee) Newcastle United – or as the purists know them, The Black and White Stripers – are a team near the North Eastern hamlet of Sunderland. Their entire economy is based upon their patented Brown Ale sales, conveniently ignoring the fact most ales are actually brown. Their manager (fat, Spanish) has extensive PL experience (FACT lol)...

Remember after four or five games in to the season when we were all saying how amazing Jose Mourinho was; Matic and Lukaku were the best signings ever and the missing pieces in the title jigsaw, and how good we were playing? Neither do we. Here’s another 5 things we learned from yet another game, in the season that keeps on giving games: 1. If we kicked the ball in the net we would score...