Leicester 2 – 2 United
MataLand. Like Matalan. But better. Probably less sales at Christmas. Here’s 5 learns: 1. Pogba’s shooting from distance was a highlight imho. 2. Missing all those chances was silly. 3. I enjoyed the parts of the game where it looked like we might win it. 4. Happy Christmas Cunts. 5. Right Backatcha. 6. Did I norr see these. I did not wish either of you a happy Christmas though so the science checks out.
Leicester vs. United
(@Benglorious) Prediction: 0-0 United. m (@tom_mcghee) Prediction: 0-0 United m (@bifurcated_utd) Literally couldn’t give a fuck. You two that is. I wrote this. Prediction: 0-0 United.
EFL CUP QF: Bristol City 2 – 1 United
Told you last minute goals were for tools. Here’s another 5 things we learned: 1. Wasn’t there a big row about not being on telly? It is on telly. Lol. What a day. 2. That was the fa cup. Read a fucking book sometime. 3. Not sure you can fit both teams on a telly tbBOOM!!! 4. It’d be nice if you did something. 5. Bite me. 6. I will never bite you. 7. Nice...
EFL Cup QF: Bristol City vs. United
(@Benglorious) YOU SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL TEAM Prediction: 0-0 United. m (@tom_mcghee) Who the fuck are we playing now? Oh wait is it Brighton? Everyone is moaning about a bottle of wine. Prediction: Why don’t you just bum Julia Caesar? 0-0 United m (@bifurcated_utd) Hey lads! Think you mean WINEing! Prediction: Might do. The Salad Cunt. 0-0 United.
West Brom 1 – 2 United
And the Reds go marchin’ on on on. Off. Here’s another 5 things we learned: 1. Have already forgotten entire game. 2. I think Tony V got injured. 3. Was that the game where Hammy Gammon Gary Barry scored?
West Brom vs. United
(@Benglorious) Don’t you live in a hotel with Lenny Henry? Prediction: 0-0 United. m (@tom_mcghee) I can’t do words because Last Jedi spoilers. Prediction: 0-0 United m (@bifurcated_utd) Can you two sort your company out? I still have no intercepting in my new flat. Ruddy Virgin’s Media. Prediction: Make me. 0-0 United.
United 1 – 0 Bournemouth
1-0 to United. It’s just like the days of Eric. It isn’t. 5 things we learned: 1. Illegal streams leave a lot to be desired. 2. No Last Jedi spoilers McGhee I swear to God I’ll fuck you up. 3. Lips, sealed. But I was shocked to see Han return as a force ghost. 4. Glol.
United vs. Bournemouth
(@Benglorious) CORAL. It’s not televised. Prediction: 0-0 United. m (@tom_mcghee) Are we on telly tonight? Can’t see it anywhere call bullshit. Blue Planet. It’s why we dressed you as a fish for 6 weeks. Haha I didn’t tell you to do it for the HALIBUT! Prediction: 0-0 United m (@bifurcated_utd) What programme did we do? Ohhhhh! I thought there was something FISHY about that! Prediction: 0-0 United.
United 1 – 2 City
Who knew City were better than us? Shut the fuck up. I didn’t ask your opinion. Here’s 5 things we learned: 1. Blue Planet 2 is a bit preachy. 2. I thought we were beaten by a team better than us at the minute. The league should really put together a table of team’s results to stop a lot of arguing imho. 3. It was weird how before the game it was an attacking...
