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Not a Rant: Engage

Not a Rant: Engage

Or, perhaps a rant within ‘not a rant’… In the pub, at half-time that other Tuesday, I returned to my seat after a visit to the bar to find that three twenty-somethings had materialised. I hadn’t gone out of my way to notice them, it’s...

Believe in Better

Believe in Better

If I were to make New Year’s resolutions, this year mine would be to watch less football, or – more specifically, to no longer watch Sky Sports.* *It would have suited the narrative flow of this post to have started the previous sentence with ‘My...

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Bifurclownshoes “Season” Review

*abso maverick glolorific intro to rapturous applause* *from Paul*   Here’s some questions we asked each other to pad this excuse for Tom to share his considered thoughts on the 2018/19 season:   1. What shape is a/the wheel? Benno:…

J.Fernandez: Ander Herrera

J.Fernandez: Ander Herrera

United 2 - 0 Watford

United 2 – 0 Watford

For want of a nail the shoe was lost. For want of a shoe the horse was lost. For want of a horse the rider was lost. For want of a rider the message was lost. For want of a message the battle was lost. For want of a battle the kingdom was lost. And all for the want of a horseshoe nail. idgi.   Here’s 5 things we learned: 1. According to Twitter Herrera...

M. T Feat. Hot 'n' Juicy: Rooney

M. T Feat. Hot ‘n’ Juicy: Rooney

United vs Watford

United vs Watford

(@Benglorious) Coming off the back of our complete demolition of the completely unpredictable champions, Leicester, United have every right to be completely confident about beating Watford today. I mean, it’s not like they’ve ever beaten us, this season, at Vicarage Road, possibly on the 18th of September 2016. It was a Sunday. Three goals to one. No way. Prediction: Jo-Mo to select the team he wants and damn the haters. It’s not like it’s his...

Leicester 0 - 3 United

Leicester 0 – 3 United

Leicester City are Champions. We beat the Champions. We stay 6th. When did this conspiracy start? Where did it start? How did it start? Where will it end? When will it end? How will it end? Is that enough words for hot content? One more word makes it a round 100 words. Perfect.   Here’s 5 things we learned as our mighty Reds leapfrogged our mighty Reds to take 6th place: 1. Always knew we...

K. Ansas: Blind

K. Ansas: Blind

T.Hat Nickleback Guy: Tuanzebe

T.Hat Nickleback Guy: Tuanzebe

United 0 - 0 Hull

United 0 – 0 Hull

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Leicester vs. United

Leicester vs. United

   (@Benglorious) We are truly honoured today to visit the home of the champions of England. They won the Premiership League last season with a form of possession football that truly dominated nearly every team they played against. How they are not top of the league at the moment is a mystery to even the brightest football minds, but it will not be long until they are back amongst the silverware their unpredictable style of...

United vs Hull

United vs Hull

 (@Benglorious) Hull is a 1983 British-American science fantasy film directed by Peter Yates and starring Ken Marshall, Lysette Anthony, David Battley and Freddie Jones. It was produced by Ron Silverman and released by Columbia Pictures.Hull’s distinctive features include an unlikely union between the science fiction and fantasy genres, a robust score by James Horner, early screen roles for actors Liam Neeson and Robbie Coltrane, and its surrealistic set design within the castle presented as the...

FA Cup 4th Round: United 4 - 0 Wigan

FA Cup 4th Round: United 4 – 0 Wigan

I can’t remember the last time I saw a vitally important overhead kick scored with such grace. Oh no wait! … of course, there was the Berba one. I’m sure we’ll see plenty more of that from Basti over the next decade or so, and hopefully beyond. If we’d scored more, the scoreline would have been different. I learned that before, so don’t need to put it below. And also we’re not repeaterers. Here is...

FA Cup 4th Round: United vs. Wigan

FA Cup 4th Round: United vs. Wigan

   (@Benglorious) Hopefully we can shake off the last two cup defeats suffered by Liverpool, which ended all their hopes of silverware this season, and stick it right up Wigan. I just get the strange feeling that Liverpool’s current plight may raise the spirits at Old Trafford, even amongst the fans. m Prediction: Martial to do that thing he does sometimes and also Pogba to do that thing that he does sometimes. I like the...

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