Another defeat! This United is not the United I know and love. I always knew this wouldn’t work out. Mourinho is a massive belOH … WAIT! Another cup final! This United is the United I know and love. I always knew this would work out. Mourinho is a massive bellend. Here’s 5 things we learned: 1. Power cuts are lame (TV runs on electricity). 2. The second half made me miss the power cut. 3....

   (@Benglorious) Seeing as Wayne is now the King of the Premiership League, it seems only fair that he should be allowed to start this game so we can make really hard work of getting to the final. m Prediction: United not to do a Liverpool because we’re not playing Southampton. 0-0 United.    (@tom_mcghee) Wish I lived in Hull.   La La Land (2017) THEY DON’T MAKE FILMS LIKE THIS ANYMORE!! Apart from this one,...

Here’s 250 things we learned: 1. Rooney is a god. 2. I’ve always said that. 3. Yes I have. 4. He’s a dedicated follower of fashion. 5. Oh yes he is. 6. Oh yes he is. 7. Other lyrics.

   (@Benglorious) Stoke means to add coal or other solid fuel to (a fire, furnace, boiler, etc.), to encourage or incite (a strong emotion or tendency), and also to consume a large quantity of food or drink to give one energy. One of these is where the football team we are playing today gets their name from, but historians cannot decide which one. m Prediction: Tom to think it’s super easy to transfer a Youtube...

  CAPS LOCK AND VARIOUS BUTTONS ON MY COMPUTER HAVE LEGIT GONE TO SHIT> SEND HELP> CAN”T EVEN DO PUNCTUATION> FUCK MY LIFE> Here’s 5 things we learned, which were written before the buttons issue above: 1. Pogba is bad. 2. #Pogba is worse. 3. Hope we long ball our way to next season’s Champions League Final. 4. Klopp is a speccy twat. 5. Watching Wayne play is no longer funny on any level, feels like actual...

   (@Benglorious) Winning nine matches in a row is lovely and a real morale booster, but eight of those wins were against West Ham and the other one was just Spurs so let’s not kid ourselves. Today is the real test: Liverpool. Their league position suggests they are ahead of us and they possibly do come here as favourites. Liverpool are having a very good season and we will have to do everything we possibly...

AND NOW YOU’RE GONNA BELIEVE US AND NOW YOU’RE GONNA BELIEVE US AND NOW YOU’RE GONNA BELIEEEEEEVE US… WE’RE GONNA WIN THE LEAGUE cup semi final first leg. Lol @ Loserpool.     Here’s 5 things we learned: 1. That Fellaini/Keane/Lily Allen gag was pretty good. 2. For you. 3. Winning is good, we should have tried it earlier. 4. Some woman just let her dog do a really loose shit on my drive. She’s...

 (@Benglorious) Win this game and we’re one step closer to the final of this so-called ‘EFL Cup’. Win the final of this so-called ‘EFL Cup’, and United will have the first part of a continental treble the likes of which has never been seen before. Even by Liverpool. m Prediction: Lots of good defending by the defenders and lots of good goals by the goalers. 0-0 United.    (@tom_mcghee) Please paste my words: I am...