City 1 – 2 United
And … it’s still not clear whether we are bad at being good, or just really bad at being good: Here’s 5 things we learned: 1. Bahahahahaha fuck off city 2. see 1 3. I too enjoyed the seasonal spanking 4. And the football 5. Bit of blue or the dads there
City vs. United
(@Benglorious) After the amazing news this week of a new Bifurcated baby on the way, we’ve spent all day throwing Brett’s belongings into the dirty street to make room. His complaints that he still had months to go before its arrival fell on deaf ears, and we laughed so hard at his misfortune as we closed the door in his face. Last we heard, he was fighting an urban fox for the foraging rights to...
United vs. Jose
Who is this jose mourinho character anyway guess we’ll never know !! Here’s 5 things we learned: 1. I loved the probability bar, opens up a whole new dimension on ‘are we winning or not I can’t tell’ 2. I also loved Marcus Ashford who I named Goal Lord 3. Greenwood? More like GreenGood !! Doesn’t really work but who the fuck cares anymore 4. I loved how it was only £200 cheaper than Sky 5. I hate...
United vs. Jose
(@Benglorious) It’s been a while but we’re back, baby. It may be half-hearted and lacklustre but that’s branding for you. It’s all about those clicks and numbers, bro. I could tell you what we’ve been doing during our recent hiatus, but then Paul would know how he lost his blue tick. Love him or hate him, Mourinho’s back and you’ve gotta give him respect for something that someone else could explain better than me. Prediction:...
United 2 – 2 Aston
Desmond etc… Here’s 5 things we learned: 1. I slept through the whole game. I even woke up at half time but then ell asleep again. Can recommend as a superior viewing experience. 2. I watched part of it but then thought cooking would be better 3. I was right 4. Seconded 5. Why is Rash the header image, did he score… 6. dunno
United vs. Aston
(@Benglorious) Brett’s right. M (@tom_mcghee) Benno’s right. M (@bifurcated_utd) I’m back in the UK, so expect a real long words today. Prediction: Glol.
United 3 – 3 United
Still not sure if we are good and bad or just bad and good. Here’s 5 things we learned: 1. Analysis 11245411521 2. 6 3. M0urinh0 4. 707 8635 707
United vs. United
(@Benglorious) 6 wait for it 9 lol like Prediction: see above M (@tom_mcghee) I no longer believe in words as a means of communication hereby I will speak only in numbers 4382 12467429 4 !!! Prediction: 0 M (@bifurcated_utd) 666 !! Prediction: 999 !!
United vs. Brighton
(@Benglorious) Prediction: M (@tom_mcghee) Prediction: M (@bifurcated_utd) Thanks for posting words while I am in Edinburgh. Prediction: see above