Are we good or bad? guess we’ll never know. Here’s 5 things we learned: 1. We really are fucking shit 2. Ole started his United managerial career on a wing and a prayer but now his wings are on fire and his prayers have been answered. By Satan. 3. I enjoyed the bits I didn’t watch which is all of it 4. They were the best bits tbf 5. Seconded  

  (@Benglorious) Still think we’re gonna jinx us by doing a preview. Prediction: Halle Berry to win it with a last-gasp header. 0-0 United.  M  (@tom_mcghee) Born Free >>>>> Jason Bourne >>>>> Jason and the Argonauts >>> Born Mouth Spider-Man: Far from home (2019) Couldn’t enjoy it because of what Scorsese and Coppola said just sat there muttering ‘despicable’ repeatedly. Prediction: 6-0. The day all the chickens come home to roost, meaning more eggs, meaning...

3 games into our 18 month unbeaten run that gets us all the trophies and everything is going to Ole’s plan. Here’s 5 things we learned: 1. I just watched Mad Max. Not one single person read a book in the whole film. 2. Well he is mad !! 3. Never heard of it tbh what’s he so mad about 4. Driving, I think 5. Bet he was on the A370, that one made me...

    (@Benglorious) More dog gifs. Prediction: as above M  (@tom_mcghee) Have we discussed how much fred reminds me of Jar Jar Binks and how racist is that on a scale of Paul to Donald Trump Prediction: Also autocorrect made jar jar banks into jar jar bunks on my phone and that is his name now M (@bifurcated_utd) Remember when we used to give a fuck and do pictures and shit. Prediction: Don’t remember.

And so the unbeaten run to all the trophies begins…   Here’s 5 things we learned: 1. Someone needs to tell us penalties are supposed to ‘penalise’ the other team.

  (@Benglorious) Something about my pathetic dog.   M  (@tom_mcghee) I would but I have a really good computer game and it honestly seems like more fun to play that also Delia is a blend.   M (@bifurcated_utd) Them pair better do words, or it’s a complete waste of a hashtag Norman joke I’ve had saved in drafts for at least the last 23 minutes. Prediction: Them pair not to do words. Waste. United to...

Probably got slaughtered so didn’t watch it. Here’s 5 things we learned: 1. The Joker’s real name is Arthur for some reason 2. I learned nothing  

  (@Benglorious) Are we words today? M  (@tom_mcghee) You first M (@bifurcated_utd) An essay on the subject. Prediction: big editor man job at The New Statesman. Seems a bit too easy to just write that tbh. Ngl, feels like I’m missing something.