What are you reading this for when I still have Christmas shopping to do? WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!

Tom (@Tom_McGhee): I haven’t done one because I don’t work on Jesus Birthday but I’m sick of these two putting words in my mouth something something Optimus Prime something Star Wars something Nasri for Rooney. I don’t know why this is in bold band massive. Prediction: Font changes back to…smaller….Some goals are either scored or not scored but we definitely win. Although again, this will depend on the goals scored. Let’s say 3. . Benno (@Benglorious): Just...

Tom (@Tom_McGhee): Aston Villa, if that’s their real name, ear necklaces, magic beans, and I wish Optimus Prime was real and other things what Tom would say irl. Prediction: idgi.   Benno (@Benglorious): After a rather interesting chat with JUSTIN BIEBER our only reader the other night, I think I may have discovered NORTH KOREA how to increase the BEARD BAUBLES readership of  this website.  See, he works for JENNIFER LAWRENCE a proper football website and...

Relive today’s result like it never happened, in 9D, by scrolling back through the tweets over at: @bifurcated_MBM This is not an endorsement.

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Tom (@Tom_McGhee): I’ve never even heard of Liverpool. Having read Brian’s “work”, I’m none the wiser (although the He-Man element piqued my interest long enough to finish reading. Well done Bob) United 33 – 26 Liverpool. So many goals. Benno (@Benglorious): I’m currently editing my post I wrote days ago because I’m not happy with some of the sentence construction and my overuse of gerunds.  I’m not actually writing it last-minute because I thought the...

Robin Van Persie grabbed two hugely important goals for Manchester United and new manager Louis Van Gaal, as they extended their winning run of games to five – a succession of results not matched by any other Premier League club so far this season. But Soton and new manager Ronald Koeman can consider themselves very unlucky as if I’m ever going to do a review like that.