F.A Cup: Yeovil Town 0 – 2 United
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F.A Cup: Yeovil Town vs United
Benno (@Benglorious) Yeovil is a very interesting word, etymologically (check that this is the word one and not the insect one) speaking. Yeo-Vil. Anyone who’s everyone knows that “vil” stems from “ville” so it must mean “town“, and no-one who’s someone has seen Brian De Palma’s Scarface (1983) so we all know what “Yeo” has its roots in. In summation; as soon as I’ve finished writing this I’m checking out Yeovillian house prices. Seeing as I’m going to be the...
Stoke 1- 1 United
*Iwas at ‘spoons having me Christmas with me Mum and Dad. Ask someone else…
Spurs 0 – 0 United
Apologies. There will be no in-depth analysisying at this difficult time.
Stoke vs United
Benno (@Benglorious) “Happy New Year” is me telling you all (Ha! “You all”) a massive lie because it’s still 2014 as I write this. In my head it’s still 1994 but that’s my problem, not yours. If it WAS still 1994 we wouldn’t be playing Stoke because I don’t remember them playing back then, ergo: they didn’t exist. Luckily for you, they are a real team with real feelings and they’re probably one of the...
United 3 – 1 Newcastle
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Spurs vs United
Benno (@Benglorious) There’s two good things about not having an enforced winter break in the Premiership League: Firstly, there’s lots of games in a short period of time; and twoly, in a short period of time there are a lot of games. Unfortunately, there’s also two bad things about footballs during Christmas: Onely, there’s far too many games in such a short period of time; and secondly, because of this deluge of games, us seasoned...