A little Halloween film. Bwahahaha etc …  

Okay, so he won’t be in the sash, but to me he’s always in the sash. Craven Cottage, I think – though my football mind-tank is about to cut-out through all the strain – is one of those grounds we’ve not always done that well at (and there’s no way I’m going to look it up. DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?). That, mixed with the obscenely unbalanced hybrid of enigmatic footballers that Martin Jol...

It’s nice that when I have nothing to say, I happen to follow people on twitter who say it best. Daniel Harris: Adnan Januzaj plays football like a man made of velvet. Paul off of the Rantcast: WE’RE GONNA WIN THE LEAGUE (cup) WE’RE GONNA WIN THE LEAGUE (cup) AND NOW YOU’RE GONNA BELIEVE US AND NOW YOU’RE GONNA BELIEVE US p.s Really enjoying Chich getting some minutes and goals and that.

Still have nothing to say. That doesn’t count. Prediction: 2 – 2 (aet, 7-5 win on penalties). Danny with his customary two.

Our internet friends are always welcome to share their ‘pre’ and ‘post match’ thoughts with us; if you want to share, get in touch! You can still enjoy our nonsensical, confusing, punctuation buffets, below their proper good ones… Paul Gunning (@PaulGunning1) ‘It’s All Over Now, Baby Boo. ‘ So it’s come to this. Booing one of our own. I’d hoped this day would never come. Presumably it’s only a matter of time before we’re all...

I have nothing to say. Luckily, my good friend Paul off of the Rant Cast has some very good things to say here. Prediction: 3-2. Danny with his customary two. 

My football heart, football hurts. I’m not enjoying the football at the moment – its a Rooney thing, a Swag thing and a Danny thing. However, I’m only going to talk about the good… Good for Rooney that he feels so good. Good. Good that David Moyes – in the absence of Plan A(dnan) – has figured out a Plan B(e lucky with own goals). Good. Good that Jones and Evans kept their places. Good....

So, not for the first time this season, David Moyes is having to compete with a Real ‘dad for tomorrow’s headlines. I don’t geddit. No, seriously, that doesn’t work. As much as I love Januzaj (and I do), I hope he’s rested in preperation for the Stoke game at the weekend. Danny’s got this. It will mean scrapping Plan A(dnan), but maybe Moyes could try something else. Just an idea. I dunno. Having said that...

  Tom (@Tom_McGhee): Consider yourselves very lucky – after a tough few weeks my GTA Online metaphor was polished and ready to make you all laugh harder than any joke ever. Wifi on Laptop has put paid to that though  and typing this on iPhone is actually more tedious than a lot of the football United have played this season. Imagine that. More tedious. Anyway, since I can’t make hilarious computer game analogies, I suppose...

  First off: so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so pleased Adnan has signed a contract. So pleased I don’t even care if any of this needs commas. Okay, here’s some extras, just in case ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, And so to today’s game… As the Rooney roadshow...