Where to start?   .                                . Here will do … let’s get some stuff said: I’ve skipped second-base with Fellaini and am already at third – he might be the answer y’know. Him and Carrick in midfield, P-A-S-S-I-N-G. Chris Smalling looked on it, and some, at right back – which was possibly a knock on effect of the slight return of Tony. Maybe Albert can find some tippex and put a ‘+’ between his ‘2’...

Brett: The CHAAAAAAAARRRMPIONNSSSS! Come on, you all sing that in your head, when ITV interrupt the commercials to bring us some football. I like to add a *one armed conductor movement, for the strings bit*. Where am I? “You’re on your blog, there’s a path in front of you that you’ve been down before, that no-one is following you along. Take two small steps forward … Oh, how did that happen. You’ve fallen off the...

Our internet friends are always welcome to share their ‘pre’ and ‘post match’ thoughts with us; if you want to share, get in touch! You can still enjoy our nonsensical, confusing, punctuation buffets, below their proper good ones…  Tom (@Tom_McGhee): Januzz…jurnaz…Adnan. . Brett: Another game I didn’t watch. That’s the whole set. Oh no, I watched the Swansea game, but that was practically last season now. Imagine if there were these points called, I dunno,...

Our internet friends are always welcome to share their ‘pre’ and ‘post match’ thoughts with us; if you want to share, get in touch! You can still enjoy our nonsensical, confusing, punctuation buffets, below their proper good ones…  Tom (@Tom_McGhee): It’s now Mancunian folk-lore that by this stage in Ferguson’s first season, he’d already got the league sewn up and was planning the total domination of Europe we now all take for granted – its fair...

Our internet friends are always welcome to share their ‘pre’ and ‘post match’ thoughts with us; if you want to share, get in touch! You can still enjoy our nonsensical, confusing, punctuation buffets, below their proper good ones… Rob (our Liverpool fan contributor): Wish list for this season: To compete for a Champions League place. To be exciting to watch. To defeat Utd. *BIG TICK* BIG SMILEY FACE* . Tom (@Tom_McGhee): This will be brief...

. Rob (our Liverpool fan contributor): My ‘Pool wish list for last season: A winning mentality. Tick. A determination to improve. Tick. To defeat Utd.  Negative. Wish list for this season: To compete for a Champions League place. To be exciting to watch. To defeat Utd.  I have watched two Utd friendlies plus the opening Premier League match and whilst they weren’t awe inspiring they were functional and, where it counts, deadly as ever. I fully...

Our internet friends are always welcome to share their ‘pre’ and ‘post match’ thoughts with us; if you want to share, get in touch! You can still enjoy our nonsensical, confusing, punctuation buffets, below their proper good ones… Tom (@Tom_McGhee): First things first; if you ignore the actual score-line, my predictions were almost faultless – both teams did indeed wear kits, both teams did play in a tactical formation (Chelsea opting for the non-conformist ‘Why...

Our internet friends are always welcome to share their ‘pre’ and ‘post match’ thoughts with us; if you want to share, get in touch! You can still enjoy our nonsensical, confusing, punctuation buffets, below their proper good ones… . Josh (@TweetsofARed): Roll up! Roll up! It’s the unofficial Manchester United vs. Chelsea match preview! I don’t know about you, but United vs. Chelsea is one of my favourite fixtures; and with Manchester City losing to...

Our internet friends are always welcome to share their ‘pre’ and ‘post match’ thoughts with us: if you want to share, get in touch! You can still enjoy our nonsensical, confusing, punctuation buffets, below their proper good ones… Tom (@Tom_McGhee):   Brett: Zup Zup and away! (copyright @BeautifullyRed) There will never come a time, when I tire of watching that goal. My favourite type of goal, from my favourite player. Sweet dreams are made of...

  A.C Grayling said: “Life is change and stasis is its negation.” Innit tho. I’ve spent most of the summer feeling okay about Moyes, but as the season looms large, I’m starting to feel a bit nauseous. It’s not really about Moyes in and of himself, or what’s gonna happen to the club over the coming months and years – I can deal with that. It’s more; I don’t want this job to be the...