Season Predictions: In A Word
This year we’re going back to the future with our season predictions … it’s our one word prediction show (back and better, or at least the same as the the previous two years) … In A Word! . . . . With special guests: @manutd24 ManUtd24 site @BeautifullyRed Beautifully Red site @Tommy_CTS Can They Score site @Awate91 Awate Will Make Your Life Better site @Tr16ia @UtdRantcast The Rantcast @TweetsofARed Round The Keeper site @WilliamAbbs Saha...
For Ed and Paul… (with a little help from my friends)
Liz Worsley, of My Sport Toons and co-creator of Scholes’ Upprentice (and hopefully future projects), sent me an email, asking: “shall we do something to show our appreciation of, and how much we love, the Rantcast?!” So we did…
Receiving the news of Beckham’s retirement in the style of a scene from a low budget Hollywood film.
Canvey Island cds, tapes and vinyl: Josh
New friend of Bifurcated and United fan Josh (@FreshManUtd), who has his own footy site Fresh Man Utd, was marinating his own testicles, in preperation for a feast he’d promised his Twitter followers he’d soon be enjoying, when he was disturbed by a spine chilling tap at the window. It was none other than the Bifurcated Conductor, fresh from a spine chilling window tapping workshop he’d been on over the summer. He chucked Josh a...
Canvey Island cds, tapes and vinyl: Goodbyes…
We thought this Canvey ‘Goodbye Special’ might coincide with Scholesy saying goodbye; then it was definitely going to coincide with Bifurcated saying goodbye; and now here we are saying goodbye to Fergie AND Scholesy, while Bifurcated is carrying on. Hey! Football Gods!! – you took the wrong ones … come back for us! The conductor handed Fergie and Scholesy his soaking wet hanky (he’s totally lost it) and helped them aboard as snot bubbles formed...


