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Not a Rant: Engage

Not a Rant: Engage

Or, perhaps a rant within ‘not a rant’… In the pub, at half-time that other Tuesday, I returned to my seat after a visit to the bar to find that three twenty-somethings had materialised. I hadn’t gone out of my way to notice them, it’s...

Believe in Better

Believe in Better

If I were to make New Year’s resolutions, this year mine would be to watch less football, or – more specifically, to no longer watch Sky Sports.* *It would have suited the narrative flow of this post to have started the previous sentence with ‘My...

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Bi-Benno: United Acrostics...

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Bifurclownshoes "Season" Review
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Bifurclownshoes “Season” Review

*abso maverick glolorific intro to rapturous applause* *from Paul*   Here’s some questions we asked each other to pad this excuse for Tom to share his considered thoughts on the 2018/19 season:   1. What shape is a/the wheel? Benno:…

Season Predictions: In A Word

Season Predictions: In A Word

This year we’re going back to the future with our season predictions … it’s our one word prediction show (back and better, or at least the same as the the previous two years) … In A Word! . . . . With special guests: @manutd24 ManUtd24 site @BeautifullyRed Beautifully Red site @Tommy_CTS Can They Score site @Awate91 Awate Will Make Your Life Better site @Tr16ia @UtdRantcast The Rantcast @TweetsofARed Round The Keeper site @WilliamAbbs   Saha...

For Ed and Paul... (with a little help from my friends)

For Ed and Paul… (with a little help from my friends)

Liz Worsley, of My Sport Toons  and co-creator of Scholes’ Upprentice (and hopefully future projects), sent me an email, asking: “shall we do something to show our appreciation of, and how much we love, the Rantcast?!” So we did…  

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24/10/7. Becks

24/10/7. Becks

Receiving the news of Beckham's retirement in the style of a scene from a low budget Hollywood film.

Receiving the news of Beckham’s retirement in the style of a scene from a low budget Hollywood film.

Canvey Island cds, tapes and vinyl: Josh

Canvey Island cds, tapes and vinyl: Josh

New friend of Bifurcated and United fan Josh (@FreshManUtd), who has his own footy site Fresh Man Utd, was marinating his own testicles, in preperation for a feast he’d promised his Twitter followers he’d soon be enjoying, when he was disturbed by a spine chilling tap at the window. It was none other than the Bifurcated Conductor, fresh from a spine chilling window tapping workshop he’d been on over the summer. He chucked Josh a...

Brand Beckham

Brand Beckham

The "NEW" Och Aye-Team

The “NEW” Och Aye-Team

Proper

Proper

The Shadow (ft. Roy Keane)

The Shadow (ft. Roy Keane)

"He's not the Messiah..."

“He’s not the Messiah…”

Canvey Island cds, tapes and vinyl: Goodbyes...

Canvey Island cds, tapes and vinyl: Goodbyes…

We thought this Canvey ‘Goodbye Special’ might coincide with Scholesy saying goodbye; then it was definitely going to coincide with Bifurcated saying goodbye; and now here we are saying goodbye to Fergie AND Scholesy, while Bifurcated is carrying on. Hey! Football Gods!! – you took the wrong ones … come back for us! The conductor handed Fergie and Scholesy his soaking wet hanky (he’s totally lost it) and helped them aboard as snot bubbles formed...

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Bi-Benno: Where Are They Right Now..?

Bi-Konny: Michael Owen Reads Mean Tweets...

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