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Not a Rant: Engage

Not a Rant: Engage

Or, perhaps a rant within ‘not a rant’… In the pub, at half-time that other Tuesday, I returned to my seat after a visit to the bar to find that three twenty-somethings had materialised. I hadn’t gone out of my way to notice them, it’s...

Believe in Better

Believe in Better

If I were to make New Year’s resolutions, this year mine would be to watch less football, or – more specifically, to no longer watch Sky Sports.* *It would have suited the narrative flow of this post to have started the previous sentence with ‘My...

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Bifurclownshoes “Season” Review

*abso maverick glolorific intro to rapturous applause* *from Paul*   Here’s some questions we asked each other to pad this excuse for Tom to share his considered thoughts on the 2018/19 season:   1. What shape is a/the wheel? Benno:…

38. Fergie

38. Fergie

18/22. Paul Scholes

18/22. Paul Scholes

Our New Manager

Our New Manager

West Brom P-P United

West Brom P-P United

United P-P Swansea

United P-P Swansea

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West Brom P-P United

West Brom P-P United

United P-P Swansea

United P-P Swansea

United 0 - 1 Chelsea

United 0 – 1 Chelsea

It’s the take-away image from the game and one that will no doubt be replayed endlessly the next time this fixture comes around. Okay, I don’t think it’s the best example of human behaviour, but I already knew what David Luiz was capable of, further evidence doesn’t compound it, it just sits on top of the pile of all the other stuff and … I’m already bored of talking about it. What’s worse for me...

United vs Chelsea

United vs Chelsea

As the season disappears, it’s apparent we’re fast running out of games to see Scholesy at Old Trafford. Maybe he isn’t going to retire after all. Maybe he already has. Maybe I’m just doing the questioning thing to pad out having not a lot to say. Well, I don’t know about you lot, but I’d like to see him one last time and so I hope it’s this weekend, against one of his greatest adversaries...

Arsenal 1 - 1 United

Arsenal 1 – 1 United

Arsene Wenger and Arsenal would have obviously loved to have kept RVP and so – as I said in the pregame thing – the timing of this game was kind of fitting or kind of painful depending on where your alliances lay. Oh, and while we’re here, the pointless guard of honour, was fittingly pointless. I missed this game, so have nothing to say, thooooouuuugh … the one thing I will add, is this: Bale...

Fallace in Sunderland

Fallace in Sunderland

Arsenal vs United

Arsenal vs United

You might say there is something poetic about playing Arsenal the week after winning the title if you were that way inclined. All the talk surrounding the “will they, won’t they” guard of honour nonsense is of no interest to me andin my eyes is simply a vehicle for the prescribed drama, so beloved of the sponsors and tabloids. Already rumours of players turning their backs are circulating – I’m very pleased to be otherwise...

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