CL: United 0 – 1 Barcelona
With the treble very much still on, Ole’s clearly briefed the team to save all the goals for when it really matters. At least we can look forward to more possession in the home leg next week. Here’s 5 things we learned: 1. Juve fans are not good. 2. Hanna likes the ‘bird pigeons’ bahaha she meant to say ‘station pigeons’ like either way its nonsense but bird pigeons? Bahahahaha 3. Use the bag picture...
CL: United vs. Barcelona
(@Benglorious) The Chammm Pyonz. When those famous words are sung, you know it’s one of those electric Champions League nights. Too many drinks and up too early for work the next day, there’s nothing better than pay per view European football on a Tuesday and/or Wednesday evening. I’ve forgotten my point. Prediction: Messi who? Lol – he’s the good one. 0 – 0 United. M (@tom_mcghee) Prediction: 0 – 0 United. (@bifurcated_utd) Suck on your...
United 2 – 1 Watford
Start of a new error. Here’s 5 things we learned: 1. Steven Seagal is incredible in Under Siege. 2. Erika Eleniak sure knew how to make an entrance. 3. Remember Yasmin Bleeth as well? Baywatch had its moments. 4. Remember the guy who looked like Mike Phelan who was in it as well? Was that Mike Phelan? Shorts were very similar imho.
United vs. Watford
Benno (@Benglorious) Henry? Jane? Focus? Mondeo? All potential answers to the ultimate question: Watford? *pause for laugh* Thanks, pretty proud of that one. Opposition Summary: Watford play in a vicarage so they always look forward to their away games where they can play on a full-size pitch and their fans can drink something other than tea with a side of scones and a large helping of god. Their shirts are yellow, like Norwich’s, but with black...
FAC: Wolves vs. United
If we’re writing this prediction after the game, we know it has ended 2-1. Mavericks.
Arsenal 2 – 0 United
Football fans are weird. Bad weird. Here’s 5 things we learned: 1. Always check the location of water pipes before you screw a floorboard down 2. Bahahahahahaha but seriously unlucky with that 3. After replacing drilled pipe, a handy hint is to mark out your pipe runs on flooring for future alterations etc £25 please 4. Fuck Arsenal, fuck them in their stupid asses 5. Sage advice but I don’t ever plan on lifting floorboards...
Arsenal vs. United
(@Benglorious) I am unable. Prediction: Brett will hope to find the last Arsenal preview where he hopes I also said I am unable but will actually find something annoyingly passable as a preview so will just copy and paste from my WhatsApp message where I said I am unable 0 – 0 United. M (@tom_mcghee) I too am unable tell your words to suck it. Just copy and paste from whenever we last played arsenal imho of the first time...
CL: PSG (2) 1 – 3 (0) United
This is one of those all-time greatest great “Where were you..?” moments… So, where were you? We agreed to meet at The Fleece at 6, so we’d get a good seat. I messaged you at 5 and nothing. I messaged you at 5:45; still nothing. I got myself a good seat thanks for asking and very much enjoyed the football game I watched, alone. WHERE WERE YOU!!!! ANSWER ME!!!!! Here’s 5 things we learned: 1....
CL PSG (2) 0 – 0 (0) United
(@tom_mcghee) We all know what happened when it was United vs PSG, but what might happen if it was United vs BSG? I think it might look a little something like this… BSG vs Manchester United: This time it’s Battlestar EXT. STADIUM IN PARIS Crowds make their way into and around Stadium, general cacophony of people/traffic. Teams walk onto pitch, CL theme advert break ...