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Not a Rant: Engage

Not a Rant: Engage

Or, perhaps a rant within ‘not a rant’… In the pub, at half-time that other Tuesday, I returned to my seat after a visit to the bar to find that three twenty-somethings had materialised. I hadn’t gone out of my way to notice them, it’s...

Believe in Better

Believe in Better

If I were to make New Year’s resolutions, this year mine would be to watch less football, or – more specifically, to no longer watch Sky Sports.* *It would have suited the narrative flow of this post to have started the previous sentence with ‘My...

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Bifurclownshoes “Season” Review

*abso maverick glolorific intro to rapturous applause* *from Paul*   Here’s some questions we asked each other to pad this excuse for Tom to share his considered thoughts on the 2018/19 season:   1. What shape is a/the wheel? Benno:…

UCL: Juventus 1 - 2 United

UCL: Juventus 1 – 2 United

UCL: Juventus vs. United

UCL: Juventus vs. United

Bournemouth 1 - 2 United

Bournemouth 1 – 2 United

Bournemouth vs. United

Bournemouth vs. United

United 2 - 1 Everton

United 2 – 1 Everton

United vs. Everton

United vs. Everton

UCL: United 0 - 1 Juventus

UCL: United 0 – 1 Juventus

UCL: United vs. Juventus

UCL: United vs. Juventus

Chelsea 2 - 2 United

Chelsea 2 – 2 United

Chelsea vs. United

Chelsea vs. United

United 3 - 2 Newcastle

United 3 – 2 Newcastle

  Here’s 5 things we learned: 1. I learnt nothing. I actually unlearnt stuff I thought I knew ie what the fuck was that game? 2. Pogba was great second half. I feel like I should say this because I moan about him so much. 3. Making Lukaku a CB will be Jose’s last great illusion imho 4. Still laughing at the soup of the day gag 5. We deserve so many accolades for our...

United vs. Newcastle

United vs. Newcastle

(@Benglorious) Couldn’t.  (@tom_mcghee) Care. (@bifurcated_utd) Less.

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