Time and Fruit: An annotated history

Firstly, I don’t really know what annotated means so don’t ask or point out if its wrong, it lends credibility. Secondly: Given the debacle that was the UETFA World Cup (I still can’t believe they built that stadium in the middle of nowhere) and the fallout that followed, it seemed Time And Fruit was done. […]

Tomfurcated UniBen's Minute-Bi-Minute Real-Time Matchday Adventure: City

Tomfurcated UniBen’s Minute-Bi-Minute Real-Time Matchday Adventure: City

We’re playing City?  What’s all this business about Derby, then? Today’s Match Pack: Our Manchester vs Manchester Preview How do you do that thing where you makes the words bigger and differenter colours? And seriously, how good would it be if Optimus Prime was real? I’ve worked out how to do Italics. Click that button at […]

Time & Fruit: Basic Rules And The Point System

Time & Fruit: Basic Rules And The Point System

During the period of time conveniently referred to as the ‘2013/14 football season’ – a period of time future generations of  Manchester United fans would oversee being removed from the public record – United Fan Tom McGhee took it upon himself to re-ignite global interest in ‘Time and Fruit’… Time and Fruit: Rules and amendments Initially […]

Stoke 2 - 1 United

Stoke 2 – 1 United

Stoke. Wet & Windy. Obligatory joke. Tears. Gets back into bed.

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