(@Benglorious) Still think we’re gonna jinx us by doing a preview. Prediction: Halle Berry to win it with a last-gasp header. 0-0 United. M (@tom_mcghee) Born Free >>>>> Jason Bourne >>>>> Jason and the Argonauts >>> Born Mouth Spider-Man: Far from home (2019) Couldn’t enjoy it because of what Scorsese and Coppola said just […]
3 games into our 18 month unbeaten run that gets us all the trophies and everything is going to Ole’s plan. Here’s 5 things we learned: 1. I just watched Mad Max. Not one single person read a book in the whole film. 2. Well he is mad !! 3. Never heard of it tbh […]
(@Benglorious) More dog gifs. Prediction: as above M (@tom_mcghee) Have we discussed how much fred reminds me of Jar Jar Binks and how racist is that on a scale of Paul to Donald Trump Prediction: Also autocorrect made jar jar banks into jar jar bunks on my phone and that is his name now M (@bifurcated_utd) […]
And so the unbeaten run to all the trophies begins… Here’s 5 things we learned: 1. Someone needs to tell us penalties are supposed to ‘penalise’ the other team.
(@Benglorious) Something about my pathetic dog. M (@tom_mcghee) I would but I have a really good computer game and it honestly seems like more fun to play that also Delia is a blend. M (@bifurcated_utd) Them pair better do words, or it’s a complete waste of a hashtag Norman joke I’ve had […]
Probably got slaughtered so didn’t watch it. Here’s 5 things we learned: 1. The Joker’s real name is Arthur for some reason 2. I learned nothing
(@Benglorious) Are we words today? M (@tom_mcghee) You first M (@bifurcated_utd) An essay on the subject. Prediction: big editor man job at The New Statesman. Seems a bit too easy to just write that tbh. Ngl, feels like I’m missing something.
This game brought to mind that famous trip to the toon, when Cantona shanked a scrappy away goal, after we’d played so bad in a really poor game minus the goal and plus one for them and Eric is young and ginger and also plays for them, and the goal is better and from a […]
(@Benglorious) It’s telling how bad we are because I suggested we go clothes shopping instead of watching the match. Prediction: Misogyny to finally catch up with my weary bones. My weary bones not caring. 0-0 United, not us United, them United. M (@tom_mcghee) Remember back in days of yore when Kev went batshit with […]
New. Lows. Here’s 5 things we learned: 1. Made the Arsenal game look like the treble season 2. “moribund” – Phillip Parsons, The Times 3. It was a lot like a lot of Simpsons jokes 4. Sherlock and his father have a very tense relationship 5. There’s definitely blame on both sides