January 2017

United 2013/14 Season Review

United 2013/14 Season Review

Benno (@Benglorious):   The Bobbins:  A Tale of Trying King Alexander had ruled Traffordonia for nearly thirty years.  He was much respected by his enemies and beloved by his people because during his reign the kingdom had flourished, and was the envy of the whole world.  Alexander knew that his time as king was coming […]

I Love It When A Plan Comes Together - Rooney Update

I Love It When A Plan Comes Together – Rooney Update

Southampton 1 - 1 United

Southampton 1 – 1 United

*Forgot to activate ‘Holiday Response’*  

Southampton vs United

Southampton vs United

*No reason . Ben (Benglorious): Last game of the season!  At bloody last!  Haven’t written this much stuff since that time I had to make a list of Katie Price’s husbands.  At least my contract will be finally fulfilled and I can rest my weary bones.  I seriously doubt this season thing happens every year, […]

United 3 - 1 Hull

United 3 – 1 Hull

Didn’t I tell you I wasn’t saying anything else about football this season? Well, what are you here for then?! If I was going to say anything it would be about Yourmanja Vidic but I’ve got an article to write on him for someone else more important than myself (doesn’t really narrow it down); and […]

United vs Hull

Ben (Benglorious): Even though it’s such a glorious day I sit here miserably knowing full well the inevitability of Liverpool winning the title.  I turned off last nights game at 2-0, favouring the newest episode of Game of Thrones.  I think I made the right decision as I couldn’t bear the thought of watching them […]

United 0 - 1 Sunderland

United 0 – 1 Sunderland

I was at a family wedding while this game was being comfortably won by us, so I don’t really have much to say. Because the family are awkward and that, and prawn sandwich eating Liverpool fans, they insisted on telling me the score at every available opportunity – just for something to say, other than […]

United vs Sunderland

United vs Sunderland

Ben (Benglorious): Sunderland are the only team in the Premiership that use the full “A.F.C.” in their name.  Apart from Arsenal when they shorten their name and say the whole thing as an acronym.  Or Aston Villa when they both acronym (verb?) their name and drop the “Villa” bit.  And West Bromwich Albion when they […]

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