March 2016

Halloween Special: MANCHESTAARRGHHH!!! UNIGHTED

Halloween Special: MANCHESTAARRGHHH!!! UNIGHTED

LC: Chelsea vs United

LC: Chelsea vs United

We’re inviting some of our Twitter friends to share some of their ‘Pre’ and ‘Post Match’ thoughts with us from now on. You can still enjoy my nonsensical, confusing punctuation buffets, below their personal views on the game… Iwan: (@Iwanlehnert) It’s impossible to look back on Sunday afternoon’s match without focussing on the allegations raised […]

Chelsea 2 - 3 United

Chelsea 2 – 3 United

It was almost incomprehensible that this game would pass by without a sharp intake of breath at a controversial decision or two – little did we know we’d be left gasping for air. The game has been overshadowed entirely by the refereeing decisions and alleged comments by Mark Clattenburg, but I’d just like to acknowledge […]

Chelsea vs United

Chelsea vs United

We’re inviting some of our Twitter friends to share some of their ‘Pre’ and ‘Post Match’ thoughts with us from now on. You can still enjoy my nonsensical, confusing punctuation buffets, below their personal views on the game… Iwan: (@Iwanlehnert) We’re all about the trepidation at the minute. On the one hand, our defence couldn’t […]

United 3 - 2 Braga

United 3 – 2 Braga

We’re inviting some of our Twitter friends to share some of their ‘Pre’ and ‘Post Match’ thoughts with us from now on. You can still enjoy my nonsensical, confusing punctuation buffets, below their personal views on the game… Iwan: (@Iwanlehnert) That was probably as routine as a come-from-behind victory gets, to be honest. Braga started […]

United vs Braga

United vs Braga

We’re inviting some of our Twitter friends to share some of their ‘Pre’ and ‘Post Match’ thoughts with us from now on. You can still enjoy my nonsensical, confusing punctuation buffets, below their personal views on the game… Iwan: (@Iwanlehnert) So far in Group H, Braga have gone from the ignominy of a 2-0 defeat […]

United 4 - 2 Stoke

United 4 – 2 Stoke

Phewee! It’s a good job I had my fingers crossed behind my back when I said I’d  call it quits on the money I’m owed from previous twitter bets, if United didn’t win 2-0, so I didn’t have to renege on it or nothing, innit?! (I’m bored of myself already too.) The result is the […]

Canvey Island cds, tapes and vinyl: Tom Pattison

Canvey Island cds, tapes and vinyl: Tom Pattison

United fan and friend of Bifurcated, Tom Pattison (@TomPattison) was busy putting his fingers in his many social media pies – including the super United site Can They Score  he co-runs, and the weekly Can They Score Podcast – when his laptop shut down automatically, displaying nothing but the ‘blue screen of death’. In the […]

Se7en (Cert.18 - Contains an accidental swear and suggested gun violence)

Se7en (Cert.18 – Contains an accidental swear and suggested gun violence)

This is a remake of a comic-strip post from pre-season, celebrating our Tony (and not Nani) becoming a member of the No.7 club. (Really didn’t mean it to contain a swear. I’d deleted all the files, so couldn’t re-edit, before I’d even realised there was one in it.)  

Case File #9: Supermarket Sweep

Case File #9: Supermarket Sweep

He may no longer play for United, but we have managed to get our grubby little hands on the archived, top-secret, investigations he undertook while he was still under our employment…   At Manchester United, without even a sniff of football as a distraction, Micky Owen was afforded the role as Fergie’s own personal detective. […]

26. Shinji Kagawa

26. Shinji Kagawa

United vs Stoke

United vs Stoke

We’re inviting some of our Twitter friends to share some of their ‘Pre’ and ‘Post Match’ thoughts with us from now on. You can still enjoy my nonsensical, confusing punctuation buffets, below their personal views on the game… Iwan: (@Iwanlehnert) Not to detract from the importance of the shocking treatment that England’s under-21 team had […]

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