March 2016

FA Cup 4th Round: United 4 - 0 Wigan

FA Cup 4th Round: United 4 – 0 Wigan

I can’t remember the last time I saw a vitally important overhead kick scored with such grace. Oh no wait! … of course, there was the Berba one. I’m sure we’ll see plenty more of that from Basti over the next decade or so, and hopefully beyond. If we’d scored more, the scoreline would have […]

FA Cup 4th Round: United vs. Wigan

FA Cup 4th Round: United vs. Wigan

   (@Benglorious) Hopefully we can shake off the last two cup defeats suffered by Liverpool, which ended all their hopes of silverware this season, and stick it right up Wigan. I just get the strange feeling that Liverpool’s current plight may raise the spirits at Old Trafford, even amongst the fans. m Prediction: Martial to […]

S.Tarship: Rojo-Jones

S.Tarship: Rojo-Jones

P.Rince: Wayne

P.Rince: Wayne

250ney! Revroo!!

250ney! Revroo!!

  Wayne Mark Rooney. Captain. Leader. Legend. 250 goals scored in a United shirt to take the record out of Sir Bobby Charlton’s skeletal grasp. To put that in perspective: If he played for another 36 years he’d have 1000 goals. That would almost make me forget about the two transfer requests. Almost. The problem […]

EFLC Semi Final: Hull 2 (2) - (3) 1 United

EFLC Semi Final: Hull 2 (2) – (3) 1 United

Another defeat! This United is not the United I know and love. I always knew this wouldn’t work out. Mourinho is a massive belOH … WAIT! Another cup final! This United is the United I know and love. I always knew this would work out. Mourinho is a massive bellend. Here’s 5 things we learned: […]

EFLC Semi-final: Hull (0) vs. (2) United

EFLC Semi-final: Hull (0) vs. (2) United

   (@Benglorious) Seeing as Wayne is now the King of the Premiership League, it seems only fair that he should be allowed to start this game so we can make really hard work of getting to the final. m Prediction: United not to do a Liverpool because we’re not playing Southampton. 0-0 United.    (@tom_mcghee) […]

Stoke 1 - 1 United

Stoke 1 – 1 United

Here’s 250 things we learned: 1. Rooney is a god. 2. I’ve always said that. 3. Yes I have. 4. He’s a dedicated follower of fashion. 5. Oh yes he is. 6. Oh yes he is. 7. Other lyrics.

Stoke vs. United

Stoke vs. United

   (@Benglorious) Stoke means to add coal or other solid fuel to (a fire, furnace, boiler, etc.), to encourage or incite (a strong emotion or tendency), and also to consume a large quantity of food or drink to give one energy. One of these is where the football team we are playing today gets their […]

A.Nnie: Romero

A.Nnie: Romero

United 1 - 1 Scum

United 1 – 1 Scum

  CAPS LOCK AND VARIOUS BUTTONS ON MY COMPUTER HAVE LEGIT GONE TO SHIT> SEND HELP> CAN”T EVEN DO PUNCTUATION> FUCK MY LIFE> Here’s 5 things we learned, which were written before the buttons issue above: 1. Pogba is bad. 2. #Pogba is worse. 3. Hope we long ball our way to next season’s Champions League Final. […]

United vs. Scum

United vs. Scum

   (@Benglorious) Winning nine matches in a row is lovely and a real morale booster, but eight of those wins were against West Ham and the other one was just Spurs so let’s not kid ourselves. Today is the real test: Liverpool. Their league position suggests they are ahead of us and they possibly do […]

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