March 2016

United 2 - 1 Southampton

United 2 – 1 Southampton

The benefit of having not seen the game or any subsequent highlights is two-fold. First, I don’t have to write one of these, when I’m busy and the second benefit is all yours: the first one repeated. The silence that keeps on giving. From what I’ve heard we played well-ish in the first half and […]

United vs Southampton

United vs Southampton

We’re inviting our Twitter friends, and now resident thought sharer Iwan Lehnert, to share some of their ‘Pre and Post Match’ thoughts with us from now on. If you want to share, get in touch! You can still enjoy my nonsensical, confusing, punctuation buffets below their proper good ones… Iwan (@IwanLehnert): Anyone else noted that […]

1. David de Gea

1. David de Gea

FAC: United 4 - 1 Fulham

FAC: United 4 – 1 Fulham

  In answer to all our prayers – in a non-churchy way – Rooney was relieved of penalty duty and a goal was the result. As I’ve mentioned many times before, I don’t subscribe to the notion that players ‘should’ always score from the penalty spot, but Rooney definitely isn’t an artisan in the craft (especially the Rooney we see more […]

FAC: United vs Fulham

FAC: United vs Fulham

We’re inviting some of our Twitter friends, and now resident thought sharer Iwan Lehnert, to share some of their ‘Pre and Post Match’ thoughts with us from now on. You can still enjoy my nonsensical, confusing, punctuation buffets below their proper good ones… Iwan (@IwanLehnert): At the risk of alienating the gentleman below me, I […]

Believe in Better

Believe in Better

If I were to make New Year’s resolutions, this year mine would be to watch less football, or – more specifically, to no longer watch Sky Sports.* *It would have suited the narrative flow of this post to have started the previous sentence with ‘My New Year’s resolution is to watch less football”, a slight alteration in the construction of […]

Spurs 1 - 1 United

Spurs 1 – 1 United

It’s nice to steal two points. It reminded me of the days of Eric, up until they scored … RVP is already, to my mind, creeping closer towards that bracket (I maybe drunk off admiration for him – ask me again in a couple of days). MOTD2 were poor in their assessment of this game. […]

Spurs vs United

Spurs vs United

There’s a lot of talk of Spurs doing the double over us which, in spite of my usual positive – never predicting a loss – outlook, I have to reluctantly admit wouldn’t be all together surprising. Both teams have come a relatively long way since the earlier game at Old Trafford, in which “we ran […]

"I love it when a plan comes together!"

“I love it when a plan comes together!”

FAC: United 1 - 0 West Ham

FAC: United 1 – 0 West Ham

Which game was it when Giggsy came on earlier in the season and was manic and weird? Braga? Well, I think we may well have been witnessing an exorcism of sorts, cus since then he’s been getting steadily more influential. Last night he was twisting blood like it was 94. I love Ryan Giggs. I […]

Bi-a-click-of-Paint in real life exhibition shocker: Help me pick a pic...

Bi-a-click-of-Paint in real life exhibition shocker: Help me pick a pic…

Okay, so it’s a fairly straightforward question: Which picture do you think I should use for my exhibition? Basically, I’m asking which is your personal favourite? This is in no way a vanity project, where I just want you to tell me nice things about my work … BUT if you want to add a […]

FAC: United vs West Ham

FAC: United vs West Ham

It’s near impossible to talk about this game without mentioning THAT goal. But I’m not going to mention THAT goal – it’s in the past, THAT goal is. We have to move on from THAT goal, or we will be forever talking about THAT goal and not talking about things that aren’t THAT goal. THAT […]

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