January 2017

Southampton vs. United

Southampton vs. United

  (@Benglorious) I’d already given up by the time I got home from work last Friday, and this was only the third match. Saturday came, but I was not invested. At about 5 o’clock, habit, that relentless masochist, had me checking the score. Interesting enough to raise an eyebrow, but not interesting enough to chip […]

United 1 - 2 Crystal Palace

United 1 – 2 Crystal Palace

We need to score more goals than the other team imho. Here’s 5 things we learned: 1. Nothing.

United vs. Crystal Palace

United vs. Crystal Palace

  (@Benglorious) We’re back, baby, like shit trainers and herpes. This time things will be different, though. Taking a leaf from the Athletic’s journalistic model means we now have writers at the top of their game, articles with fancy words (like herpes) that will be professionally researched, and also the most cutting-edge, up-to-date news anywhere. […]

Wolves 1 - 1 United

Wolves 1 – 1 United

AAAAANNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDD NOW YOU’RE GONNA BELIEVE US etc.   Here’s the second load of 5 things we have already learned this season: 1. Crispy chilli beef is overrated. 2. Agreed. I’m not sure it’s even beef. Twiglets in a different sauce imho 3. Not that bad imho. Lost there twice last season did’t lose last night. […]

Wolves vs. United

Wolves vs. United

  (@Benglorious)   Prediction: Not gonna do one. Look at the other two’s… M  (@tom_mcghee) Prediction: Not gonna do one. Look at the other two’s…   (@bifurcated_utd) Prediction: Not gonna do one. Look at the other twos…

United 4 - 0 Chelsea

United 4 – 0 Chelsea

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNDDDDDDDD NOW YOU’RE GONNA etc Look, it’s the first 5 things learned of the season: 1. I liked how that kid scored a massive deflection and now he’s the new Ryan Giggs 2. How come Gary Neville doesn’t know how to use punctuation? 3. I watched it when I got home and it was not […]

United vs. Chelsea

United vs. Chelsea

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