January 2017



Little did we know that even before he was a twinkle in SAF’s eye Wazza was the romantic subject of a Catherine Cookson novel. We asked a very clever person with an MA in English to read this wonder of literary fiction and review it for us. They did and even managed to crowbar the […]


Owen Hargreaves – The Movie. (based on a true story that starts here…)

“Ich bin feeling so rad dude!” bellowed Owen as he violently embraced his good friend Dimitar. With a knowing smile and a lackadaisical shrug Dimitar handed him the Champions League trophy and as he triumphantly hoisted it skywards the stadium erupted. He caught a glimpse of himself against the silver plate and pulled the trophy […]



Despite the avalanche of tributes that have been compiled towards the end of his career, it feels like the rest of Europe and The World, for the most part, were keeping their unadulterated admiration for Scholesy a bit of a secret. Possibly enjoying a jolly good chuckle amongst themselves as our national team insisted on […]

Saving private Ryan thoughts...

Saving private Ryan thoughts…

I have a confession to make, I’m not proud of it and if I’m honest I think I’m a bit scared about the ramifications of putting it down on paper. I’m anxious about giving it flesh, giving it a physical reality where previously it’s only resided in the deepest, darkest recesses of my simple brain. […]

Bi-Mark: Footballiversity

Bi-Benno: Where Are They Right Now..?

Bi-Konny: Michael Owen Reads Mean Tweets...