United 3 – 2 Newcastle
Here’s 5 things we learned: 1. I learnt nothing. I actually unlearnt stuff I thought I knew ie what the fuck was that game? 2. Pogba was great second half. I feel like I should say this because I moan about him so much. 3. Making Lukaku a CB will be Jose’s last great […]
United vs. Newcastle
(@Benglorious) Couldn’t. (@tom_mcghee) Care. (@bifurcated_utd) Less.
UCL: United 0 – 0 Valencia
Re-building Fortress OT one brick at a time. Here’s 5 things we learned: 1. 0 2. 0
UCL: United vs. Valencia
(@Benglorious) Couldn’t. (@tom_mcghee) Care. (@bifurcated_utd) Less.
West Ham 3 – 1 United
So proud. Another none-loss at OT. Here’s 5 things we learned: 1. You can make Febreze with fabric softener and water mixed in a spray bottle. 2. Beginning to think Jose Mourinho isn’t the brilliant tactician I thought he was [insert homer running in circles on the ground gif or don’t who fucking cares] 3. […]