March 2016

Stoke City vs United

Stoke City vs United

    Ben (Benglorious): This is my second effort for Bifurcated.  I’m assuming I’m supposed to write something purely because: 1) I haven’t been told otherwise; b) I haven’t been killed with murder; and, iii) I literally have nothing better to do with my time.  Just realised that this will also be Mata’s second outing […]

United 2 - 0 Cardiff

United 2 – 0 Cardiff

  Well, it didn’t quite live up to the hype. Lots of people left feeling short-changed, wondering what just happened, and whether there was any point. There was nothing new or exciting to celebrate; the same characters, with the same selfish agendas. The new arrival did nothing to placate the disaffected crowd. Me and Bifurcated […]

United vs Cardiff

United vs Cardiff

Ben (Benglorious): When Mr Bifurcated (I don’t know his real name) asked me to contribute to his website, I immediately asked about the remuneration package.  After getting some very evasive responses, I finally realised that I was supposed to do it for free like all the other “writers”. This struck me as odd, particularly with […]

LC: United 2 (3) - 1 (3) Sunderland

LC: United 2 (3) – 1 (3) Sunderland

  HAVE WE SIGNED MATA YET?! . . . . . WHAT ABOUT NOW?! . . . . . . HOW ABOUT NOW?! . . AND NOW?! . . HOW ABOUT NOW?! . . . . . . . . HOW ABOUT NOW?! . . AND NOW?! . . HOW ABOUT NOW?! . HOW ABOUT […]

The Chosen Onesie

The Chosen Onesie

LC: United (1) vs Sunderland (2)

LC: United (1) vs Sunderland (2)

HAVE WE SIGNED MATA YET?! . . . . . WHAT ABOUT NOW?! . . . . . .   HOW ABOUT NOW?! . . AND NOW?! .         . HOW ABOUT NOW?! . . . . . . . . HOW ABOUT NOW?! . . AND NOW?! . . HOW ABOUT […]

Chelsea 3 – 1 United

That was never a 3-1 game; and I hope the dubious goals panel wipe that hat-trick off the records. I’m not bitter. I’m very bitter. I wonder if the dubious sendings off panel could swap Raf’s non-red for Vidic’s? What’s with Moyes laughing so much in after-match interviews? One answer to that question – applying […]

Andesron

Andesron

Chelsea vs United

Chelsea vs United

Tom (@Tom_McGhee): According to “King” Kenny (I certainly didn’t vote for him), this game is a ‘must-win’ for both teams. Feeling honesty is the best policy, I’ve got to say I can’t envision any scenario where that’s going to happen. If, like me, you are curious as to whether this could ever happen, ask NASA – I tried but they said they […]

Case File #1: The DIving Hell And The Footer Spy

Case File #1: The DIving Hell And The Footer Spy

Case File #1: The Diving Hell and The Footer Spy. In the first of his dirty, dangerous, and degrading  investigations, Micky is asked by SAF to clear the name of two of his Manchester United team mates, who stand accused of the most heinous crime.   Can Micky close the case, and keep the integrity […]

United 2 - 0 Swansea

United 2 – 0 Swansea

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United vs Swansea

United vs Swansea

With Fergie literally, metaphorically, geographically (depending where he is in the stand, and Moyes is on the pitch, I s’pose), dermatologically (that’s not possible), chronologically (that’s not possible either), cryogenically (almost works), interminably (starting to work too well), abnormally (what did I just say?), aborally (that’s more like it), and dodecahedronally (now I’m just making words […]

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