January 2017

Bifurclownshoes "Season" Review

Bifurclownshoes “Season” Review

*abso maverick glolorific intro to rapturous applause* *from Paul*   Here’s some questions we asked each other to pad this excuse for Tom to share his considered thoughts on the 2018/19 season:   1. What shape is a/the wheel? Benno: It doesn’t matter what shape the wheel is, it matters who’s at said wheel and […]

United 0 - 2 Cardiff

United 0 – 2 Cardiff

Thank. Fuck. Here’s the final 5 things we learned from the season that taught us so much without teaching us anything we didn’t already know, or want to know or want to learn about knowing about: 1. Bad luck, Liverpool. 2. I’d rather have no chance of winning the league from the start than have […]

United vs. Cardiff

United vs. Cardiff

  (@Benglorious) At least when this game is over we can look forward to not hearing about United until next season. Not one single word about how bad the players have been. Nothing about how our rivals have surpassed us easily. Nothing about potential transfers, both in and out. It’s going to be glorious. Prediction:¬†Goals […]

Huddersfield 1 - 1 United

Huddersfield 1 – 1 United

Looking forward to really concentrating on that top 7 finish next season. Here’s 5 things we learned: 1. Endgame had a lot of people in it 2. At least ten 3. Thanks for the spoilers 4. I knew if I waited long enough I’d look better than Chris Hemsworth with my top off. 5. Saw […]

Huddersfield vs. United

Huddersfield vs. United

  (@Benglorious) I think it was Chaucer who first wrote ‘Pack it up, pack it in, let me begin I came to win, battle me, that’s a sin. I won’t ever slack up, punk you better back up’ and to his credit, he was right. I’ve forgotten my point. I hope the others hope I […]

United 1 - 1 Chelsea

United 1 – 1 Chelsea

1. Fuck it, stick the McTominator in nets.

United vs. Chelsea

United vs. Chelsea

  T.¬†Won’t be doing words today pals i legit would rather stick forks in my eyes than write about those cunts. B. Bit harsh on Chelsea. B. Seconded.

United 0 - 2 City

United 0 – 2 City

As if.

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