United vs. Watford
Benno (@Benglorious) Henry? Jane? Focus? Mondeo? All potential answers to the ultimate question: Watford? *pause for laugh* Thanks, pretty proud of that one. Opposition Summary: Watford play in a vicarage so they always look forward to their away games where they can play on a full-size pitch and their fans can drink something other than tea […]
FAC: Wolves vs. United
If we’re writing this prediction after the game, we know it has ended 2-1. Mavericks.
Arsenal 2 – 0 United
Football fans are weird. Bad weird. Here’s 5 things we learned: 1. Always check the location of water pipes before you screw a floorboard down 2. Bahahahahahaha but seriously unlucky with that 3. After replacing drilled pipe, a handy hint is to mark out your pipe runs on flooring for future alterations etc £25 please […]
Arsenal vs. United
(@Benglorious) I am unable. Prediction: Brett will hope to find the last Arsenal preview where he hopes I also said I am unable but will actually find something annoyingly passable as a preview so will just copy and paste from my WhatsApp message where I said I am unable 0 – 0 United. M (@tom_mcghee) I too am unable tell […]
CL: PSG (2) 1 – 3 (0) United
This is one of those all-time greatest great “Where were you..?” moments… So, where were you? We agreed to meet at The Fleece at 6, so we’d get a good seat. I messaged you at 5 and nothing. I messaged you at 5:45; still nothing. I got myself a good seat thanks for asking and […]
CL PSG (2) 0 – 0 (0) United
(@tom_mcghee) We all know what happened when it was United vs PSG, but what might happen if it was United vs BSG? I think it might look a little something like this… BSG vs Manchester United: This time it’s Battlestar EXT. STADIUM IN PARIS Crowds make their way into and around Stadium, general cacophony […]
United vs. Southampton
(@Benglorious) I can imagine all the left-backs in the country breathing a collective sigh of relief today, safe in the knowledge that, with the news of Valencia’s contract not being renewed, they can look forward to no ball-shaped bruises on their shins. But seriously, he’s bad. As are Southampton. Prediction: Goals for the two […]