January 2017

Crystal Palace 1 - 3 United

Crystal Palace 1 – 3 United

Didn’t watch it.

Crystal Palace vs. United

Crystal Palace vs. United

    (@Benglorious) If we all cast our collective minds back, we’ll remember that a previous injury crisis gave a first team debut to a certain young Marcus Rashford, who has since gone on to cement his place as one of the most exciting attacking talents in Europe. Unfortunately, he’s injured so we’re fucked. Prediction: […]

United 0 - 0 Liverpool

United 0 – 0 Liverpool

We didn’t watch it.

United vs. Liverpool

United vs. Liverpool

  (@Benglorious) Can’t wait for the Henderson/Pogba battle today, where one will finally be crowned the greatest midfielder in the Premier League and the other will still be called Jordan. Prediction: Ole to be at the wheel, but he makes sure everybody’s got their seatbelts on and all the fluids are topped up. Especially the […]

FAC: Chelsea 0 - 2 United

FAC: Chelsea 0 – 2 United

The only real downside to last night’s result is the footage emerging of Alexis Sanchez looking very small. Apparently, he is just very small and not just very far away. Wait, two downsides: the MBM Krang/turtles tweet was wasted on all you scum.   Here’s 5 things we learned: 1. People sure don’t like Sanchez […]

FAC: Chelsea vs. United

FAC: Chelsea vs. United

(@Benglorious) Here’s yer boy with some more faultless logic – City thrashed Chelsea. Both City and United didn’t win in the Champions League last week. Ergo: United are as good as City. Double ergo: United will thrash Chelsea. Prediction: Did you not read that flawless argument? ’nuff said. 0-0 United. M  (@tom_mcghee) I will not […]

CL: United 0 - 2 PSG

CL: United 0 – 2 PSG

One for the grandkids … “Where were you when Ole Gunnar Solskjaer lost his one and only game as manager of Manchester United Football Club”? That Alexis7 hatty is going to be even more sweeter, now he’s decided to wait until the second leg. I wonder what they will make his statue out of? These […]

CL: United vs. PSG

CL: United vs. PSG

  (@Benglorious) Based on logic, in which I have an extremely pointless qualification, Ole has never lost a game as United manager therefore he can’t ever lose a game. Further evidence of this is his unbeaten managerial record in the Champions League. You can’t argue with reasoning like this because I will destroy you, possibly […]

Fulham 0 - 3 United

Fulham 0 – 3 United

“We’ve finally got our United back!” Plastics. We remained Top Reds throughout. No need to look back through our previews and reviews over the last 3 years.  The science checks out.   Here’s 5 things we learned: 1. Glad I’m not a Chelsea fan 2. Which team do you support, again? 3. The best one […]

Fulham vs. United

Fulham vs. United

  (@Benglorious) Lol @ Brett for doing a preview. M  (@tom_mcghee) Not doing one cos I did one and no-one did last week. Losers. MM (@bifurcated_utd) Finally the opportunity to MEAT the Full ham not just the West, or Totten, or Soutpton varieties. Prediction: Vegan outrage. Which doesn’t amount to much as they are so tired […]

Leicester 0 - 1 United

Leicester 0 – 1 United

In memory of the Tree, United scrapped to a tense one goal victory with no plan b. Goodnight sweet branchy cunt. Here’s another 5 things learned: 1. Arsenal are very bad 2. Rashford is very good. 3. Don’t do a preview before anyone else you’re wasting your life.

Leicester vs. United

Leicester vs. United

  (@Benglorious) Glol at that lonely cunt below. That’ll learn him for never doing words. M  (@tom_mcghee) ‘I before E except after C’. Leicester. Somebody’s lying. The Big Questions (11.30am sunday) This show is on every week and is fantastic. Ally awful. Starts slow but by the end they’re all shouting over each other like […]

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