January 2017

United 2 - 2 Burnley

United 2 – 2 Burnley

Imagine watching that game and using it as evidence to prove that Ole shouldn’t be the manager. And also focussing on the City result. Abs Clown Shoes imho. Here’s 5 things we learned: 1. #JoseIn 2. Fuck City.

United vs. Burnley

United vs. Burnley

FAC: Arsenal 1 - 3 United

FAC: Arsenal 1 – 3 United

Tis oft said (BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA like olden days language innit. Like Quaff, or Peacock Feathers) that the FA Cup is a magical competition, where miracles abound etc etc … Alexis Sanchez. Here’s another 5 things we learned: 1. Jesse moonwalking all over the pitch is the greatest celebration of all time and anyone who disagrees is […]

FAC: Arsenal vs. United

FAC: Arsenal vs. United

(@Benglorious) Finally got round to making a Tom/Ole face/off picture for his bio after he’s cried like John Terry for seven games. Unfortunately, this has left me no time to complete my F.A. Cup pre Prediction: Sanchez to do a good thing, Pogba to do a better thing, football to be the real winner. 0-0 […]

United 2 - 1 Brighton

United 2 – 1 Brighton

7 is the magic number as the Neneh Cherry ft. Youssou N’Dour and Brad Pitt song goes. What’s with the Neneh Cherry references in the last two weeks? Here’s 5 things we learned: 1. And now you’re gonna believe us… 2. And now you’re gonna believe us… 3. And now you’re gonna belieeeeeeve uuuuuusss… 4. […]

United vs. Brighton

United vs. Brighton

m (@Benglorious) It was my job this week to look up what ‘Albion’ meant. So, today we are playing Brighton and Past Tense of Heave England or Britain. No wonder nobody likes them. Prediction: Ole makes it seven out of seven in a seven goal drubbing of poor old Brighton. Mourinho takes the credit. 0 […]

Tottenham 0 - 1 United

Tottenham 0 – 1 United

So, Ole passed the test. Looking forward to him having to pass the next tests, and then still not getting the job at the end of the season having won the Champions League and secured a top 4 position. Here’s 5 things we learned: 1. Dave’s feet are actually hands 2. Don’t research that 3. […]

Tottenham vs. United

Tottenham vs. United

m (@Benglorious) Fuck Andy Murray. I don’t hate him because he’s Scottish. I don’t hate him because he’s a miserable cunt. I don’t even hate him because he plays the most Tory of sports. I hate him because he let the Green Goblin kill Gwen Stefani. Prediction: Respect from Poch, enthusiasm from Ole, narrative from […]

FAC: United 2 - 0 Reading

FAC: United 2 – 0 Reading

Sir Ole Gunnar FergSolkjaerson used this FA Cup tie as the perfect opportunity to show just how much we needed to pay any team to take Sanchez off of our hands. Genius imho. If only we could win every single game by scoring a million of goals and being the superior team, regardless of the […]

FAC: United vs. Reading

FAC: United vs. Reading

  m (@Benglorious) After the thorough despatchings of Cardiff, ‘uddersfield, Bournemouth and Newcassal, Ole’s first real test as United’s interimming temporary caretaking non-permanent manager comes today in the FA Cup final. Solskjaer’s boys will be looking to make sure the Writing is on the wall for Reading, ensuring their place in History. Maths. Prediction: Yet […]

Newcastle 0 - 2 United

Newcastle 0 – 2 United

Out of Office until 4th January

Newcastle vs. United

Newcastle vs. United

Out of Office until 4th January

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