March 2016

Spurs 0 – 0 United

Apologies. There will be no in-depth analysisying at this difficult time.

Stoke vs United

Benno (@Benglorious) “Happy New Year” is me telling you all (Ha! “You all”) a massive lie because it’s still 2014 as I write this.  In my head it’s still 1994 but that’s my problem, not yours.  If it WAS still 1994 we wouldn’t be playing Stoke because I don’t remember them playing back then, ergo: […]

United 3 - 1 Newcastle

United 3 – 1 Newcastle

SHHOOOorrHHHyYY caCLUMPn’t writeCHEWGULP wiCHOMPth chSCOFFBURPocolYUMate iAAAAHn my moSCHLURPuth. YMUNCHou’ll hAHMNOMNOMve to guGARGLEess thFELCHe scoYAWNre.

Spurs vs United

Spurs vs United

Benno (@Benglorious) There’s two good things about not having an enforced winter break in the Premiership League:  Firstly, there’s lots of games in a short period of time; and twoly, in a short period of time there are a lot of games.  Unfortunately, there’s also two bad things about footballs during Christmas:  Onely, there’s far […]

Adnan

Adnan

Van Gaal's United - A Song by Paul off of the Rantcast

Van Gaal’s United – A Song by Paul off of the Rantcast

Blind

Blind

Villa 1 - 1 United

Villa 1 – 1 United

What are you reading this for when I still have Christmas shopping to do? WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!

Shaw

Shaw

United vs Newcastle

United vs Newcastle

Tom (@Tom_McGhee): I haven’t done one because I don’t work on Jesus Birthday but I’m sick of these two putting words in my mouth something something Optimus Prime something Star Wars something Nasri for Rooney. I don’t know why this is in bold band massive. Prediction: Font changes back to…smaller….Some goals are either scored or not scored […]

Villa vs United

Villa vs United

Tom (@Tom_McGhee): Aston Villa, if that’s their real name, ear necklaces, magic beans, and I wish Optimus Prime was real and other things what Tom would say irl. Prediction: idgi.   Benno (@Benglorious): After a rather interesting chat with JUSTIN BIEBER our only reader the other night, I think I may have discovered NORTH KOREA […]

Falcao

Falcao

Bi-Mark: Footballiversity

Bi-Benno: Where Are They Right Now..?

Bi-Konny: Michael Owen Reads Mean Tweets...

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