January 2017

United vs. City

United vs. City

(@Benglorious) Sussed. Prediction: That to make sense when you read Tom’s. M  (@tom_mcghee) Can’t be arsed already bored of talking about it with cunts on twitter. Benno do you remember at primary school how Jody brown would always be like ‘ha, sussed’ I’m sure all of Twitter are his children. Also Abso glols at Ed trying […]

Everton 4 - 0 United

Everton 4 – 0 United

So glad we fucked of those preview words. Here’s 5 things we learned: 1. Dedham Vale is definitely an area of natural beauty but I don’t know if it’s as outstanding as they claim. 2. Fuck you Manchester United fuck you in your stupid asses you are clownshoes  you are moribund 3. Oooh check out […]

Everton vs. United

Everton vs. United

  T. Fuck words today it is too nice outside also I’m watching megamind so far I give it 4/5 capes (my new rating for superhero films). B. I too like Megamind. B. Fourthed.

CL: Barcelona 3 (4) - (0) 0 United

CL: Barcelona 3 (4) – (0) 0 United

Imagine being nutmegged from 22 yards, through your arms, when your arms are your USP, and the ball is travelling slower than a stationary object in reverse… <<<< Not looking at anyone in particular. Here’s 5 things we learned: 1. We are proper fucking shit and I can only see us being proper fucking shit […]

CL: Barcelona (1) vs. (0) United

CL: Barcelona (1) vs. (0) United

  (@Benglorious) Yet another pivotal night in United’s Champions League history. I don’t know about you, but I’m fed up with all this midweek rigmarole. Hopefully the lads feel the same and make this the last game we have to suffer through for a couple of years. Prediction: A half-hearted, going through the motions performance followed […]

United 2 - 1 West Ham

United 2 – 1 West Ham

A return to winning ways after an apocalyptic run of losings stretching back further than any of us can remember, might just save Ole’s job.   For now.   Here’s 5 things we learned: 1. Good to see us win in the style of Manchester United of old 2. I didn’t watch it 3. I […]

United vs. West Ham

United vs. West Ham

  (@Benglorious) Remember the good times when we won games? Me neither. Prediction: Revenge taken on West Ham’s bus when we lock all the doors and throw it in the canal. Somehow we still lose. 0 – 0 United. M  (@tom_mcghee) I fell asleep on the sofa and forgot about doing words sorry guys and I’m […]

CL: United 0 - 1 Barcelona

CL: United 0 – 1 Barcelona

With the treble very much still on, Ole’s clearly briefed the team to save all the goals for when it really matters. At least we can look forward to more possession in the home leg next week. Here’s 5 things we learned: 1. Juve fans are not good. 2. Hanna likes the ‘bird pigeons’ bahaha […]

CL: United vs. Barcelona

CL: United vs. Barcelona

(@Benglorious) The Chammm Pyonz. When those famous words are sung, you know it’s one of those electric Champions League nights. Too many drinks and up too early for work the next day, there’s nothing better than pay per view European football on a Tuesday and/or Wednesday evening. I’ve forgotten my point. Prediction: Messi who? Lol – […]

Wolves 2 - 1 United

Wolves 2 – 1 United

Here’s 5 things we learned: 1. Told you.

Wolves vs. United

Wolves vs. United

We saw this game last week *spoiler alert* we lost 2-1.

United 2 - 1 Watford

United 2 – 1 Watford

Start of a new error. Here’s 5 things we learned: 1. Steven Seagal is incredible in Under Siege. 2. Erika Eleniak sure knew how to make an entrance. 3. Remember Yasmin Bleeth as well? Baywatch had its moments. 4. Remember the guy who looked like Mike Phelan who was in it as well? Was that […]

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