Postgame

Chelsea 1 - 0 United

Chelsea 1 – 0 United

Remember after four or five games in to the season when we were all saying how amazing Jose Mourinho was; Matic and Lukaku were the best signings ever and the missing pieces in the title jigsaw, and how good we were playing? Neither do we. Here’s another 5 things we learned from yet another game, […]

CL: United 2 - 0 Benfica

CL: United 2 – 0 Benfica

Daley Blind > Anthony Martial > Romelu Lukaku > Jose Mourinho > Daley Blind. Here’s 5 things we learned about football: 1. Equality is good, but kids shouldn’t be professional goalkeepers. 2. Unless they play for anyone else. 3.The hidden blade is back, baby, and it’s fucking siiiiiiiiick. 4. deli alley’s goals were good.

United 1 - 0 Tottenham Hotspurs

United 1 – 0 Tottenham Hotspurs

Geno love being able to use ‘Legman’ as header picture: Benno’s best* a joke. Ashley Young owned Deli Alli, apparently. Deli Alli can only dream of being as good as Ashley Young one day. Another cracker! Here’s 5 things we learned: 1. Returning to boyhood haunts is bittersweet at best ie The Prom = sweet, […]

EFLC: Swansea 0 - 2 United

EFLC: Swansea 0 – 2 United

I’m in a queue for tickets for next round. Bite me. Here’s 5 things what we learned: 1. GTA survivals have gotten a lot harder. 1. 40yr-old consumer units do not meet current safety regulations. 2. That was meant to be 2. 3. That one wasn’t. 4. 2 that is, not one.

Huddersfield 2 - 1 United

Huddersfield 2 – 1 United

Still not wasting jokes on this.

CL: Benfica 0 - 1 United

CL: Benfica 0 – 1 United

What a game. Here’s 5 things we learned that we have never learned previously, but don’t check any of the previous reviews as that might compromise our special relationship: 1. Rashford is the only acceptable proof of God’s existence. 2. That keeper is the only person in the world who is worse at his job […]

Liverpool 0 - 0 United

Liverpool 0 – 0 United

Not even worth finding a picture for tbh. Here’s 5 things we learned: 1. Never answer your phone when your brother rings. 2. Didn’t watch because I did answer the phone. My mistake was answering the phone. Hopefully the first point will prevent anyone else making said mistake ie answering the phone. 3. I’m out […]

United 4 (FOUR) - 0 Crystal Palace

United 4 (FOUR) – 0 Crystal Palace

Autumn is upon us, so, it should come as no surprise that The Tree is performing so strongly. Let’s hope it doesn’t last for three months. Miss hating him with the same venom that we hate each other tbh. R*zero*y H*zero*dgs*zero*n, more like !! L*zero**zero**zero**zero**zero**zero**zero*l !!   Here’s 5 things we have observed from our […]

CL: CSKA Moscow 1 - 4 (FOUR) United

CL: CSKA Moscow 1 – 4 (FOUR) United

5 things innit: 1. Had a look and nobody had done owt so i didn’t either. Cool story bro. 2. Same. 3. Oh.

Southampton 0 - 1 (NOT FOUR) United

Southampton 0 – 1 (NOT FOUR) United

Poland is a regional power as well as a possible emerging world power. It has the eighth largest and one of the most dynamic economies in the European Union, simultaneously achieving a very high rank on the Human Development Index. Additionally, the Polish Stock Exchange in Warsaw is the largest and most important in Central and Eastern Europe. Poland is a developed and democratic country, which maintains a high-income economy along with very […]

EFLC: United 4 (FOUR) - 1 Burton Albion

EFLC: United 4 (FOUR) – 1 Burton Albion

Following the partitions of Poland at the end of the 18th century, Poland regained its independence in 1918 with the Treaty of Versailles. In September 1939, World War II started with the invasion of Poland by Nazi Germany, followed by the Soviet Union invading Poland in accordance with the Molotov–Ribbentrop Pact. More than six million of Poland’s citizens died in the war. After World War II, the Polish People’s Republic was […]

United 4 (Four) - 0 Everton

United 4 (Four) – 0 Everton

The establishment of a Polish state can be traced back to 966, when Mieszko I, ruler of a territory roughly coextensive with that of present-day Poland, converted to Christianity. The Kingdom of Poland was founded in 1025, and in 1569 it cemented a longstanding political association with the Grand Duchy of Lithuania by signing the Union of Lublin. This union formed the Polish–Lithuanian Commonwealth, one […]

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