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EL: LASK 0 - 5 United

EL: LASK 0 – 5 United

Brett got back from Poland safely. Shame. tbh.

United 2 - 0 City

United 2 – 0 City

4. When Brett is away the machine breaks down 18. I just miss him so much 7. same but opposite 2.nded

Everton 1 - 1 United

Everton 1 – 1 United

Lol cos Brett’s in Poland.

EL: United 5 (6) - (1) 0 Club Bruges

EL: United 5 (6) – (1) 0 Club Bruges

jfc, I can’t keep up with this roller coaster of emotions: one week I don’t care, and the next I couldn’t care less. Here’s 5 things we learned: 1. “You wouldn’t have saved that with two keepers”. Well, who’s laughing now? 2. I don’t know should I know? Re: laughing 3. Bruno is the best […]

United 3 - 0 Watford

United 3 – 0 Watford

Brunooooooooooooooooooooo !!

EL: Club Bruge 1 - 1 United

EL: Club Bruge 1 – 1 United

Aah 2019/2020 disappointment, we’d missed you. Give us a hug you big beautiful emotion you. Here’s 5 things we learned: 1. Changing six players was a mistake. A very large mistake. The kind of mistake you’d expect from a manager at Cardiff or something 2. Bruno looks good 3. Prefer Borat tbqfhwy 4. We’re better than that […]

Chelsea 0 - 2 United

Chelsea 0 – 2 United

Bahahahahahahahaha let’s see how long we can keep this up clue: not very long. Here’s 5 things we learned: 1. Having a midfielder who can pass accurately and quickly is handy. Also a guy who can take corners. Seems so obvious with hindsight. 2. Fred is a delight 3. Luke Shaw is quite clearly 90% […]

United 0 - 0 Wolves

United 0 – 0 Wolves

EFLC: City (3) 0 - 1 (2) United

EFLC: City (3) 0 – 1 (2) United

They say that sometimes when you win you actually lose, and that when you lose you sometimes actually win, and that when you win, you actually win, and the same goes for losing. I wish they’d make up their minds. I need a bag of aspirin. Here’s 5 things we learned on the night we […]

(FAC): Tranmere 0 - 6 United

(FAC): Tranmere 0 – 6 United

Serious question: do Harry Maguire goals even count if they are not thumping headers? i.e. is the score really 0 – 5? Here’s 5 things we learned: 1. We seem a lot better when our opponents are a league or 4 below us – maybe something to look at in the future? 2. 6 goals, […]

United 0 - 2 Burnley

United 0 – 2 Burnley

2-2 aggregate, so, technically not a net loss, and worth every penny of the licence fee to watch the highlights on Match of the Day of that Jay Rodriguez worldy tbh Here’s 5 things we learned: 1. We should skip to the part where Gollum falls into Mount Doom 2. We should then point and […]

Liverpool 2 - 0 United

Liverpool 2 – 0 United

The great thing about being shit is that results like this barely register, let alone hurt Here’s 5 things we learned: 1. On the intro to he-man and masters of the universe Prince Adam says ‘fabulous powers were revealed to me the day I held aloft my magic sword and said “by the powers of […]

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