March 2016

Swansea 2 - 1 United

Swansea 2 – 1 United

What a game. I didn’t see it.

Swansea vs United

Swansea vs United

.  Benno (@Benglorious) Liverpool are funny. Not funny like a clown because clowns are winners. m   Opposition summary:  Research shows that Swansea are not from Belgium. Further research shows that they are something of a “bogey team” for Vangle. Further further research would tell me what “bogey team” means but they don’t call me […]

CL: Brugge 0 (1) - 4 (7) United

CL: Brugge 0 (1) – 4 (7) United

What a game. I didn’t see it.

United 0 - 0 Newcastle

United 0 – 0 Newcastle

What a game. I didn’t see it.

CL: Brugge (1) vs United (3)

CL: Brugge (1) vs United (3)

  m  Benno (@Benglorious) Seeing as our ruddy brave boys are in Bruges, I actually watched In Bruges (2008) for realsies. Crivens, there’s a lot of swears in it. You’d never think the main actor was the same guy who wrote the hit song ‘Happy’, although he did look quite pale and a lot fatter than I remember. Opposition […]

United vs Newcastle

United vs Newcastle

  m  Benno (@Benglorious) Think I should just put the Photoshop away for a bit.  0-0 United.     Tom (@tom_mcghee) Just carry on to read Brett’s. Nothing to see here.   m m   Brett (@ease) We’re hopefully coming to the business end of the business. Will we? Won’t we? How long will it last? How […]

CL: United 3 - 1 Brugge

CL: United 3 – 1 Brugge

What a game. I didn’t see it.

CL: United vs Brugge

CL: United vs Brugge

  m  Benno (@Benglorious)   LADS LADS LADS IT’S CHAMPIONS LEAGUE qualifiers I went to Brugge once.  I didn’t.  I saw In Bruges (2008) once.  Are they the same place?  I guess we’ll never know.  All we do know is that Brugge is an anagram of ‘bugger’ and In Bruges is an anagram of ‘Colin Farrell is a nob’. […]

Villa 0 - 1 United

Villa 0 – 1 United

What a game, hey?! I didn’t see it.

United 1 - 0 Spurs

United 1 – 0 Spurs

What a game. I didn’t see it.

Villa vs United

Villa vs United

 HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ANDER!! X X X X X X X X X X X X X  M m  Benno (@Benglorious)   Friday night is the best time for football.  The shops are shut so I don’t have to go shopping and it’s too dark for DIY. Actually, sod the football, I’m out of here. Opposition […]

Series review in reverse: 'In a Word'...

Series review in reverse: ‘In a Word’…

Welcome to ‘In a Word’… The one-word-based reverse review of the new football series, where we show William how much our Words-worth and with our word of mouth reputation you’ll be wordpressed to find a crossword to say about us…Word! Us’ve invited some Twerples to give us some one word questions about the forthcoming season […]

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