March 2016

United 4 - 3 Newcastle

United 4 – 3 Newcastle

With limited time over Christmas, there’s absolutely no chance of covering everything, so let me hit yer with some bullet points… The second goal for them is offside. I love Fergie. I love football. MOTM: Carrick.

United 1 - 1 Swansea

United 1 – 1 Swansea

In defence of our defence, we’re having to try and bring in previously injured players for understandable reasons, when we’re already defensively unsettled, so it’s hardly surprising we’re finding it difficult to establish some consistency. You could argue it was our attack at fault more though, and that would be, well, right. Personally, I see it as no […]

Wigan vs United

Wigan vs United

(Bit of a kop out but I’m copying and pasting the same thoughts for the next few games. If anyone I mention gets injured or suspended I’ll get my just desserts) Christmas takes over for me in these coming weeks – I love the festive fixture chaos, but I won’t be paying as much attention […]

United vs West Brom

United vs West Brom

We’re inviting some of our Twitter friends, and now resident thought sharer Iwan Lenhert, to share some of their ‘Pre and Post Match’ thoughts with us from now on. You can still enjoy my nonsensical, confusing punctuation buffets below their proper good ones… Iwan (@IwanLehnert): If there was one thing that had me mightily worried […]

United vs Newcastle

United vs Newcastle

We’re inviting some of our Twitter friends, and now resident thought sharer Iwan Lenhert, to share some of their ‘Pre and Post Match’ thoughts with us from now on. You can still enjoy my nonsensical, confusing punctuation buffets below their proper good ones… Iwan (@IwanLehnert): It’s not that I take some form of sick pleasure […]

Little Drummer Eric - A song by Paul off of the Rantcast

Little Drummer Eric – A song by Paul off of the Rantcast

I asked Paul (@UtdRantcast) if he would like to collaborate on a Christmas song, with him providing the vocals, and me providing a film for it. I didn’t expect him to come up with something quite like this #Christmasmiracle (no offence Paul)…    MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!  

Swansea vs United

Swansea vs United

We’re inviting some of our Twitter friends, and now resident thought sharer Iwan Lenhert, to share some of their ‘Pre and Post Match’ thoughts with us from now on. You can still enjoy my nonsensical, confusing punctuation buffets below their proper good ones…  Iwan (@IwanLehnert): Life does feel a touch more exciting after you’ve drawn […]

Danny Don't Dance

Danny Don’t Dance

Action begets reaction, which begets action, which begets reaction, and once a situation develops, the effects can be far reaching – in some cases resulting in an impasse. I’ve written about Fergie’s “public telling off” of Danny for “showing off a bit” before (with regards to it’s impact on Danny), but on further reflection, a […]

United 3 - 1 Sunderland

United 3 – 1 Sunderland

Again, I got a few things right. Someone remarked the other day that I’m fairly insightful when I set my mind to it, and if I took myself more seriously, and considered taking these things more seriously, I might develop a better reputation amongst the United online community … Pah!! As if! Sounds horrid. If […]

United vs Sunderland

United vs Sunderland

We’re inviting some of our Twitter friends, and now resident thought sharer Iwan Lenhert, to share some of their ‘Pre and Post Match’ thoughts with us from now on. You can still enjoy my nonsensical, confusing punctuation buffets below their proper good ones…   Iwan (@IwanLehnert): Hands up if you wouldn’t chastise and taunt if […]

Berba Sash Celestial Alignment

Berba Sash Celestial Alignment

Canvey Island cds, tapes and vinyl: Birchy

Canvey Island cds, tapes and vinyl: Birchy

United fan, and good friend of Bifurcated, Birchy (@xbirchy) was busy mining for golden GIFs for the brilliant Beautifully Red, when his attention was grabbed by someting out the corner of his eye … it was only the Bifurcated Train Conductor cooking up his lunch in his kitchen – we’ve had words about his behaviour, […]

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