March 2016

D.Bowie: Bailly

D.Bowie: Bailly

United vs. Middlesborough

United vs. Middlesborough

   (@Benglorious) Christmas was good because Brett didn’t try and force any of his lyrics on me. In unrelated news, I’m out of lyrics. Prediction: Middlesbra used to have Ravanelli playing up front. Rava-fucking-nelli. Ask your dad. Or Paul, whichever is oldest. Paul. Happy New Year or whatever. 0-0 United.    (@tom_mcghee) Not writing words […]

United 3 - 1 Sunderland

United 3 – 1 Sunderland

As predicted, if Benno used Brett’s lyrics then world famousness would come a-knocking … and now Benno is the world famousest for being a ‘Tollesbury Gamer’ who played a computer games a month ago or something. Idgi.   Here’s 5 things we learned between the mountains of blow and fountains of boobies:   1. Winning […]

B.Atkinson: Mkhitaryan

B.Atkinson: Mkhitaryan

United vs. Sunderland

United vs. Sunderland

   (@Benglorious) Happy Christmas, Brett. Hope you fucking choke on your lyrics.   Prediction: Brett to choke on his lyrics. Moyes to get booed. Nobody cheers. Rojo penalised. 0-0 United.    (@tom_mcghee) ‘Why food poisoning can kill creativity’ – an essay by Tom McGhee I first suspected I was sick when I was violently sick. My […]

West Brom 0 - 2 United

West Brom 0 – 2 United

Another game, another 3 points. But still the same amount of points behind Chelsea as we were before we got that win, and 3 points?! So, what’s the use of points if they don’t get you anywhere? The English Premier League needs to seriously consider restructuring the whole points system imho: if you’ve already amassed […]

West Brom vs. United

West Brom vs. United

 (@Benglorious) I’m guessing there’s some more football on today. There’s always football. Was gonna write about that Star Wars thing but I’m pretty sure Tom wants to spoil that for Paul. I enjoyed the PIEEW-PIEEW guns and the VWOMM-VWOMMM stick the most. Rojo penalised.   Prediction: Me to never use any lyrics by Brett for […]

Palace 1 - 2 United

Palace 1 – 2 United

United reaffirmed their not drawing all the games ever credentials with a not a draw that takes them within a very tall giant’s breath of Chelsea at the top of the table, and a very, very, very tall man who failed to get his giant’s licence on a technicality’s breath of the Champions League places. […]

Palace vs. United

Palace vs. United

 (@Benglorious) Crystal Palace are the first team in Premier League history to have two brothers playing for them. They also hold the record for being the only team in the world to have Alan Pardew as their current manager.   Prediction: More goals than you can shake a stick at, as long as you like […]

M.Loaf: Rashford

M.Loaf: Rashford

S.Ting: Henrikh Mkhitaryan

S.Ting: Henrikh Mkhitaryan

United 1 - 0 Spurs

United 1 – 0 Spurs

Still not fully recovered from writing all those words last time around. Bite me. Here’s 5 things that we learned: 1. Mkhitaryan is gud. 2. More than 1 goal would be gud. 3. Where’s my money? 4. Who are we and what are we doing?

Bi-Mark: Footballiversity

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