March 2016

United vs West Brom

United vs West Brom

Presuming we’ve beaten Liverpool mid-week, ‘cus why wouldn’t we? Moyes needs a big win to follow that up, to convince fans he’s on some sort of track. (I’m on holiday at the moment (writing this on Tuesday), hence the poor effort. Business as unusual for the Champions League.) Prediction: 5 – 1. Danny with his […]

LC: United vs Liverpool

LC: United vs Liverpool

I’d still like someone to tell me where Luis Suarez got that Andy McNab glove puppet? I’m not ready for football yet, and besides by the time the games kicks off I’ll be on holiday. I just hope Moyes gives the yoof a chance, though after Sunday, I can imagine he’ll find it hard to not […]

Yo Soy Un Helado

Yo Soy Un Helado

A year ago to the day, I wrote a post inspired by a trip to Spain, ¡Cayendo en la trampa! (Falling into the trap). We’re going there to live next year, so I need to start learning the language, though I’m not anywhere near good enough yet. Luckily my girlfriend is, and she has kindly translated […]

City 4 - 1 United

City 4 – 1 United

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City vs United

City vs United

Our internet friends are always welcome to share their ‘pre’ and ‘post match’ thoughts with us; if you want to share, get in touch! You can still enjoy our nonsensical, confusing, punctuation buffets, below their proper good ones…   Tom (@Tom_McGhee): 4-3. 6-1. Michael Owen. There is literally NOTHING good about Derby Day. A single […]

S Club 7 (a short film)

S Club 7 (a short film)

To accompany my ‘A Seven Aside’ post, a daft video (what else?) … . . There’s also a ‘directors cut’…

A Seven Aside

A Seven Aside

For the first time since Michael Owen, Manchester United are starting a season without a player wearing the number 7 shirt. In the end it took a neat side-step from Antonio Valencia (which is funny, ‘cus he doesn’t do that anymore) to consign the shirt to Albert Morgan’s sewing box for the foreseeable future. There […]

CL: United 4 - 2 Bayer Leverkusen

CL: United 4 – 2 Bayer Leverkusen

Where to start?   .                                . Here will do … let’s get some stuff said: I’ve skipped second-base with Fellaini and am already at third – he might be the answer y’know. Him and Carrick in midfield, P-A-S-S-I-N-G. Chris Smalling looked on it, and some, at right back – which was possibly a knock on […]

CL: United vs Bayer Leverkusen

CL: United vs Bayer Leverkusen

Brett: The CHAAAAAAAARRRMPIONNSSSS! Come on, you all sing that in your head, when ITV interrupt the commercials to bring us some football. I like to add a *one armed conductor movement, for the strings bit*. Where am I? “You’re on your blog, there’s a path in front of you that you’ve been down before, that […]

United 2 - 0 Crystal Palace

United 2 – 0 Crystal Palace

Our internet friends are always welcome to share their ‘pre’ and ‘post match’ thoughts with us; if you want to share, get in touch! You can still enjoy our nonsensical, confusing, punctuation buffets, below their proper good ones…  Tom (@Tom_McGhee): Januzz…jurnaz…Adnan. . Brett: Another game I didn’t watch. That’s the whole set. Oh no, I […]

United vs Crystal Palace

United vs Crystal Palace

Our internet friends are always welcome to share their ‘pre’ and ‘post match’ thoughts with us; if you want to share, get in touch! You can still enjoy our nonsensical, confusing, punctuation buffets, below their proper good ones…  Tom (@Tom_McGhee): It’s now Mancunian folk-lore that by this stage in Ferguson’s first season, he’d already got the […]

Danny, Me and Henry...

Danny, Me and Henry…

I was asked a couple of years back which other player Danny reminded me of the most and, without pausing for breath, I replied: “Henry” because he did … a little bit. It was met with such unexpectedly high levels of derision that, to save face; to pretend I wasn’t wounded – and that in fact […]

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