March 2016

QPR 0 - 2 United

QPR 0 – 2 United

Take that Pre-Rafaelites! Not only a goal from Rafael – an automatically good thing – but a beauty! AND it STAYED HIT! I do loves me a shot that stays hit. Fantastic that we can make relatively light work of a game of this importance. Only seen brief highlights of it myself, so can’t really comment. By […]

Smile: It Might Never Happen Again

Smile: It Might Never Happen Again

I was always going to get behind Antonio Valencia, as the prerequisite for most of my more intense player-crushes tends to be born out of empathy. Tony arrived as the underdog, coming into a team to play the role of punching bag for the fans, as their malcontent with a team recently stripped of two of it’s most […]

TV: Smile and the whole world smiles with you!

TV: Smile and the whole world smiles with you!

Case File #12: The End of an Error

Case File #12: The End of an Error

He may no longer play for United, but we have managed to get our grubby little hands on the archived, top-secret, investigations he undertook while he was still under our employment… At Manchester United, without regular football as a distraction Micky Owen, with the help of his trusty side-kick and personal punch bag Berba (and […]

QPR vs United

QPR vs United

We’re inviting our Twitter friends, and now resident thought sharer Iwan Lehnert, to share some of their ‘Pre and Post Match’ thoughts with us from now on. If you want to share, get in touch! You can still enjoy my nonsensical, confusing, punctuation buffets below their proper good ones…  Iwan (@IwanLehnert): Monday was almost an […]

19. Danny Welbeck

19. Danny Welbeck

FAC: United 2 - 1 Reading

FAC: United 2 – 1 Reading

I think this picture taken about 200 BC (2oo days before Christmas 2011) was the last time Nani did anything any good. At least when he does do anything any good, it’s kind of worth waiting for. Providing a great cross and neat finish – that in effect won the game -, as he did, I’d still say […]

FAC: United vs Reading

FAC: United vs Reading

We’re inviting our Twitter friends, and now resident thought sharer Iwan Lehnert, to share some of their ‘Pre and Post Match’ thoughts with us from now on. If you want to share, get in touch! You can still enjoy my nonsensical, confusing, punctuation buffets below their proper good ones… Iwan (@IwanLehnert): I know that every […]

Real 1 - 1 United

Real 1 – 1 United

We’re inviting our Twitter friends, and now resident thought sharer Iwan Lehnert, to share some of their ‘Pre and Post Match’ thoughts with us from now on. If you want to share, get in touch! You can still enjoy my nonsensical, confusing, punctuation buffets below their proper good ones… Iwan (@IwanLehnert): Maybe it’s because we’ve […]

Canvey Island cds, tapes and vinyl: Valentine's Special

Canvey Island cds, tapes and vinyl: Valentine’s Special

United fan Cupid (What is Love? Robin van Persie!) was looking for love. The over-commercialization of Valentine’s Day was upsetting him – not in and of itself, it’s just that people were forgetting that it was simply a day of love and there was nothing wrong with celebrating that simple fact. He knows in his […]

OaRtVP: Submit your (O)RVP images here...

OaRtVP: Submit your (O)RVP images here…

At Bifurcated we like to acknowledge creativity as an intrinsic part of life, and we also feel it’s important to democratise it. Art should be for all to enjoy. With this in mind, we are again cosying up with our very good friend Paul off of the Rant Cast (like we did for Little Drummer Eric) to celebrate our love of […]

Happy Valentine's Day

Happy Valentine’s Day

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