My ruddy Valentine: Dear John

 

 

Ode to an absent friend…

 

A hole, that’s what you left,

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on the right and the left and the centre.

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The biggest in my heart.

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I now can see your reasons,

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and I’ll provide the rhyme…

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You didn’t always start.

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Eyes a brilliant green,

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Or are they brown?

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It doesn’t say on Wikipedia.

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I tried following you around the Metro shopping centre the other week,

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to get a proper look.

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I don’t fancy you or owt,

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but that’s not to say I wouldn’t, you know,

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if you put a gun to my head.

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I don’t mean that racist,

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with you being from Ireland and all.

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I mean, you probably don’t even own a gun.

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But if you do then that’s cool too.

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It doesn’t mean you’re a member of any seperatist groups or any of that nonsense.

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But you know, again, if you are then I’m totally cool with that,

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Everyone needs a voice, right?

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Anyway, where was I?

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Oh, forget it.

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I just wanted to say I miss you.

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