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Arsenal 2 - 0 United

Arsenal 2 – 0 United

Jesus wept.

Arsenal vs. United

Arsenal vs. United

(@Benglorious)   Prediction: See below M  (@tom_mcghee)   Prediction: See below  M (@bifurcated_utd) Prediction: Abject misery.

United 1 - 1 Arsenal

United 1 – 1 Arsenal

5 things we learned: *Nothing on purpose*

United vs. Arsenal

United vs. Arsenal

  (@Benglorious) Prediction: Change of Luck? M  (@tom_mcghee) Prediction: Forgot to reply to this. That’s not a good sign re: words imho M (@bifurcated_utd) Luke Shaw returns to the side after his final treatment in the long since documented series of minor cosmetic adjustments in his bid to become Gary Barlow in 1995, so, expect everything […]

Arsenal 2 - 0 United

Arsenal 2 – 0 United

Football fans are weird. Bad weird. Here’s 5 things we learned: 1. Always check the location of water pipes before you screw a floorboard down 2. Bahahahahahaha but seriously unlucky with that 3. After replacing drilled pipe, a handy hint is to mark out your pipe runs on flooring for future alterations etc £25 please […]

Arsenal vs. United

Arsenal vs. United

(@Benglorious) I am unable. Prediction: Brett will hope to find the last Arsenal preview where he hopes I also said I am unable but will actually find something annoyingly passable as a preview so will just copy and paste from my WhatsApp message where I said I am unable 0 – 0 United. M  (@tom_mcghee) I too am unable tell […]

FAC: Arsenal 1 - 3 United

FAC: Arsenal 1 – 3 United

Tis oft said (BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA like olden days language innit. Like Quaff, or Peacock Feathers) that the FA Cup is a magical competition, where miracles abound etc etc … Alexis Sanchez. Here’s another 5 things we learned: 1. Jesse moonwalking all over the pitch is the greatest celebration of all time and anyone who disagrees is […]

FAC: Arsenal vs. United

FAC: Arsenal vs. United

(@Benglorious) Finally got round to making a Tom/Ole face/off picture for his bio after he’s cried like John Terry for seven games. Unfortunately, this has left me no time to complete my F.A. Cup pre Prediction: Sanchez to do a good thing, Pogba to do a better thing, football to be the real winner. 0-0 […]

United 2 - 2 Arsenal

United 2 – 2 Arsenal

Mourinho avoided handing Arsenal the Premier League Title at Old Trafford and didn’t kick a boot into David Beckham’s face after the match, so, should be seen as a vast improvement on the Fergie Era imho.   Here is another 5 things we learned, taking our total tally of learns over the last 4 years […]

United vs. Arsenal

United vs. Arsenal

(@Benglorious) Well, look who it is! Howdy pardners. Y’all ready for the rootinest, tootinest, wildest show in the West? Course ya are. Shame it’s United then. Prediction: Dat Guy Welbz to run rings around our midfield, broken foot and all. HMS Belfast to run rings around our midfield. Fuck it – Jupiter to run rings […]

United 2 - 1 Arsenal

United 2 – 1 Arsenal

a He drinks a Whiskey drink, he drinks a Vodka drink. He drinks a Lager drink, he drinks a Cider drink. He sings the songs that remind him of the good times. He sings the songs that remind him of the best times… Who ‘He’ is … I guess we’ll never know.     Here’s 5 things we […]

United vs. Arsenal

United vs. Arsenal

  (@Benglorious) Can’t believe I’ve only just realised that his name is Arsene and he’s the owner of Arsenal. It’s like they’re twins with unimaginative parents who love butts. Prediction: Wenger to sign off in his last game against United à la Steven Gerrard; by being linked to the Rangers job. Goals for Shaw and Welbeck […]

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